Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Creepy iPad And Kindle Covers

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Creepy iPad And Kindle Covers
These iPad and Kindle covers from joevleather are pretty cool. They are a great way to show everyone that you are creepy. I like that two-headed skeleton dude. One of them can have an iPad and the other can have a Kindle. Then they can complain that each of them are reading out loud and get into a slap fight. They have a bunch of cool designs to choose from, but I didn’t see one that has Cthulhu looking at an iPad, which is what I really want.

So creep up your gadgets with some of these cool covers.
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Beetlejuice Rotary Phone

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Beetlejuice Rotary Phone
This Beetlejuice Rotary Phone will be ringing off the hook as BJ tries to get in touch with you and make you say his name three times. I’m not falling for that again. I just refer to him as BJ these days, but it’s causing some trouble in my life.

*Looking at action figures at a flea market.* See anything you like? *Eyes the Michael Keaton figure.* Yeah, how about that BJ? *SMACK* What the deuce lady! Oh I get it. Sorry.

*Planning a romantic evening with a hot babe* Wanna watch a movie? Sure, which one? I’m thinking something in an extended directors cut. Soooo, maybe a really long BJ. That might be nice. *SLAP* Hey stop clawing my arms up and kicking me. Fine we can watch a romantic comedy! Damn.

Yeah, I really have to come up with a better name for you know who.
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Mad Max Style Leather Wallets

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Mad Max Style Leather Wallets
These Mad Max Style Leather Wallets are pretty cool for when you need to pay with cash in the wasteland. Wait, I thought bottlecaps was the agreed on currency of the apocalypse. I’ve been saving them for years. You people better not change it now, cuz I don’t care. Even if just the lights go out, I’m paying for my stuff with bottle caps. Bottle caps and all of the kidney stones that all those bottles of Mountain Dew gave me. I figure a kidney stone is worth about 50 cents on the market, so by my calculations I’m a apocalypse millionaire.

These wallets are full of bad ass skulls and sinful stitches. Nobody’s going to mess with you when they see this wallet. This is the wallet of a cold killer. A bad sumb itch. A warrior. A Gothic Goliath. A guy who has all of his cash and cards organized just so. That’s a real mans wallet right there. *Hides my My Little Pony themed wallet and acts tough.*
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Awesome Tattoo Art Prints

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Awesome Tattoo Art Prints
Sweet! Look at all the cool ink I just got. Syke! For my wall, not my body. I would never get a tattoo. My body is a temple. One that worships, twinkies, ding-dongs and ho-hos. Actually, I tried to get a tattoo once, but I kept passing out just looking at the selection book. The guy was all like, “Do you have narcolepsy?” And I was all like, “No, I’m cool dude. I ain’t gonna rat you out.”

These Awesome Tattoo Art Prints from ParlorTattooPrints won’t hurt a bit. Tattoo your home with all of these creepy/cool monsters and horror movie icons. Now I can be cool and say I have a bunch of tattoos. *BAM* Sorry, I just passed out thinking about it.
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Vampire Hunter Journal With Stake And Cross On Chain Bookmark

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vampire hunter journal
Vampire hunters have all the coolest gear. Sharpened stakes, garlic, fancy crosses that burn vampire flesh, and journals like this awesome Vampire Hunter Journal.

First entry- Dear diary, today I staked a vampire. I mean, I staked out his lair. I didn’t have the courage to go inside and stake him. That pale and goth looking creepy son of a witch has to pay for his late night feeding on innocent women at the local clubs.

Two days later- Getting my courage up now. He rises when the sun goes down and sleeps in the day. Gonna do it tonight.

The next day- I did it! I did it! I broke into his house and staked him while he slept in his coffin. Well, he was sleeping in a normal bed for some reason. And he didn’t turn into ash when I drove the stake in! What have I done? I think I just killed a random goth teen! A quick examination of the room turned up a bunch of Hot Topic receipts. Also, an inspection of the home revealed parents sleeping in the same house too. I think I’m in big trouble now. This will be my last entry. Vampire hunting isn’t for me. I don’t want to go to jail…