Category: Just Plain Weird

Ouija Board Coffee Table and 4 Planchette Coasters

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Ouija Board Coffee Table and 4 Planchette Coasters
This Ouija Board Coffee Table is cool and all, but every time a spirit has something to say, one of the planchettes knocks my coffee over. Then I ask, “Are you done?” and it hovers over the word NO. Seriously? It seems to be okay with me drinking wine and spirits though. This table comes with 4 planchette coasters so your drinks can be carried around the table like a cat riding a roomba. Every time you try to grab one it slides away cuz it’s trying to spell out Pepsi cuz it disagrees with your soda choice. What the hell man.

Might as well have planchette races with this table and bet on which one delivers the message first. Of course the good thing about a Qija board table is that you can use food too. Drop an onion ring and watch it slide around spelling out words. Drop some spaghetti and watch as the pasta becomes letters. Spooky.

Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap

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Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap
This Frankenstein and Bride Bathroom Towel Set with Soap gives you one towel for Mrs F and one towel for Mr F. Oh, and you get a cool Frankenstein soap too. Obviously your Mrs. F is gonna complain as soon as you get these dirty and you’ll say, “Isn’t that what they’re for?” Then she’ll smack you and throw them in the washer. Isn’t love great?

Werewolf Transformation Art Print

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Werewolf Transformation Art Print
This Werewolf Transformation Art Print teaches you all about Werewolf transformations, the phases of the moon that affect them, their physiology, and more. It is basically a handy chart to hang on your wall. So the next time you are looking out the window and see some vagrant bent over one of your bushes in your front yard, you can consult this print to learn whether the dude is just popping a squat or turning into a hairy beast. Comes in handy like that.

Coffin Case For Sunglasses, Eyeglasses, or Pens

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Coffin Case For Sunglasses, Eyeglasses, or Pens
Is this an eyeglass case or a die-glass case? Well, this Coffin Case is perfect for your sunglasses, eyeglasses, or pens and such. I like to throw a bit of dirt in every time I put my glasses in and close it, then say a comforting word or two, hand on heart. It is basically the perfect accessory for vampires and undertakers. We love it. I need this cuz the future’s so bright… I gotta wear shades!
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Unwrap These Cool Mummies Playing Cards

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Mummies Playing Cards
Oh man, I’m about to get wrapped up in this card game. Cuz of these awesome Mummies Playing Cards. Perfect for poker nights in your ancient tomb. So open up some ancient sarcophaguses and play a game with your own mummy or mummies. If you can handle all of their groaning and moaning. C’mon, how bad can it be being wrapped up in toilet paper? It isn’t like it was already used toilet paper. Damn. Check out that cool art.
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