Ohhhh so tenta-cool. This Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook is so shiny and so tentacle-y. I would draw in this thing all day long. Draw a blank! Cuz I’m not really that creative. Just beware. The eye in the center sees everything. So, you know, turn it away when you touch your peen and stuff. Just a thoughtful tip.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Bloody Kidney Soap
Lather up and bath in the blood of a kidney. Get nice and clean, yet feel dirty, like some surgeon working out of a back alley, who takes his bloody work home and washes his naughty bits with it. It’s Bloody Kidney Soap. Yay? Looks authentic.I wonder if it smells authentic. Probably not since you don’t want a soap that tastes like urine.
Baby Skull Tower Lamp
Hey look, a tower of baby skulls. That is also a lamp. Yes, this Baby Skull Tower Lamp is a tower of terror. Great to read by. As long as it’s a horror novel. And until all of these heads start talking to you. Like, “Hey whatcha reading?” or “Hang on I wasn’t done with that page yet!” It is the only acceptable way to have a tower of baby heads. If you’re into that sort of thing.
Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer
This is the best cocktail I’ve ever had. What’s the secret? Why, this handy Bar Bones Skull Cocktail Strainer of course. It is especially awesome if the cocktail is red, cuz it looks like blood coming out of the skull. No bones about it, this thing makes a killer cocktail.
Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover
Slip this Tooled Leather Stitched Skin Journal Cover over your journal and then question whether that makes your journal a serial killer or not. I’m still not sure, but I’m watching my journal close. Going undercover as it’s friend to see if I can catch a predator. Hey waz up journal? Slip me some skin. Ewww! Too literal dude. No, I ain’t wearing a wire.