Add some killer clown horror to your makeup time. He’s already put his face on, now it’s your turn. You can use this Killer Clown Makeup Brush Holder for brushes, pens and pencils and more. That stare. Those eyes. They entrance you as you apply your makeup. Suddenly you wake up as if from a daze only to see that you have made yourself…. into him! *SCREAMMMMMMMMMM*
Category: Just Plain Weird
Freaky Rat Worm Sighting
What the shizz! Check out this nightmarish mystery creature that resembles some kind of cross between a rat and worm. What is this nightmare? It ain’t nothing like your common rat. Some British woman noticed this freaky rat slithering around on her back porch, just chilling. I would have stomped on it but would be too afraid that a million tiny spiders would burst out and all attack me. I hope this woman had the good sense to move away from that house after seeing this thing.
The rat clock didn’t even tell me it was time for this weird nightmare. I’m not seeing the rat part myself, but maybe rats are different in Britain. I don’t know what this thing is, but I don’t want any part of it. Nope. Not the rat part and not the worm part. Does it have a knife? That looks like a blade. It looks like it’s ready to cut a b***h! Looks like a butter knife. I wonder if it waved that blade around to scare this British woman. This freaky rat is tough. From the streets for sure. The hood. I wonder what its gang name is. Probably the Knife Worms.
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Killer Bunny Mimic
Awwww. What a nice wittle bun-bun- AHHHHHHHH My hand! My hand! It’s just gone. Why must cute things always be deadly? This wabbit is wabid! A killer with teeth that will tear you to shreds. What’s not to love? The teeth are on the underside so it can just hop on its prey and have a quick lunch. Bugs Bunny? More like Thugs Bunny!
Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork
Check out this Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork. At last, I can give the middle finger to broccoli, peas, and cauliflower. F you vegetables. In fact, F you to anything that’s not a cupcake pretty much. That’s why you’re morbidly obese. What? Ain’t nothing morbid about it. I’m just fat as f**k! A fat F**k making a donut run. You want anything while I’m out? Ow, my heart hurts! Do me a favor and punch me right there? OFF! That’s the spot. Kicked back into gear. All good now.
Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends
These Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends demonstrate what happens when you read books. You got knowledge between your skull halves son. Brain matter. Smarts. Fancy word stuffs. Of course, if you put these on a high shelf and one falls and hits ya on the head, none of that matters, so… Let’s keep these at eye level k? K.