Hey guys, I think I just discovered what stands guard at the gates of hell. What? No, not my wife! Well, her too. I’m talking about this Evil Metal Robot Hell Dog. It can’t be stopped, it can’t be reasoned with, but I hear if you give it a nice bowl of warm milk, it will lay down and purr, then you can pass. Nevermind. That’s for evil robot hell cats. Yeah, if you see this thing, just kiss your butt goodbye. If you have three grand to spare, you can park it in your yard and command this hell beast or spend all day riding it like a motorcycle and making vroom vroom noises. That’s what I’d do.
Category: Weird Art
The United States of Horror
Artist Laz Marquez has a cool art series called United States of Horror. Basically some classic movie monsters/villains and the states that they terrorize and murder in. So far it includes Freddy, Ghostface, Jason, and Leatherface. I guess there is probably a horror villain for every state, but I have no idea who the hell terrorizes Alaska. Oh yeah, isn’t that Sarah Palin? Oh, that is a scary place. If you want to buy a postcard set, find them here.
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Awesome Food Beast Art Prints – Inner Food Demons
Are you a food beast? When you tear through a bag of cheetos, do you turn into a monster? Me too. We should hang out some time and go all beastly on some junk food. These Awesome Food Beast Art Prints show our inner monsters when it comes to food and drink. The seller CindyAndersonArtist has several of them to choose from and I’m pretty sure they are all based on me. Especially that Cheetos guy. Looks just like me, except my hands go all orange and sometimes i make lines of the dust on the bottom of the bag and take a toot or two.
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Vintage Matchbox Inspired Artwork Featuring Monsters
Got a match? Yeah, my butt and your face! Butt seriously… See what I did there? Butt seriously? Butt me no butts or I’ll kick your nuts! Okay. I promise to be an adult now. *Clears throat*
Vintage match artwork is pretty sweet. In the old days it would give filthy pyromaniac street urchins something to look at so they don’t burn their retinas on the pretty pretty fire. Wanna touch it. Oh so bright. Burn and blaze all through the night… Illustrator Chet Phillips has created some cool matchbox style art with monsters from movies and mythology. Pretty cool! But fire so hot. So alive. Burning. Dancing… You can get signed prints from Chet’s Etsy store. Or T-shirts here. One more match… Another… Fire walk with me…
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Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs
Do you have a stuffed animal who is in need of immediate surgery and needs every organ transplanted? Thank God for this Complete Set Of Crochet Plush Organs. Now you can give your plush animals new life. Or you can just hang this entire set on your wall or something. Basically we are talking plush guts here. An entire torso worth of ’em. It’s all anatomically correct. I have to take their word for that cuz I’m not a stuffed animal doctor.
This is pretty cool and all, but what I really need is a replacement wiener for a Teddy Bear cuz mine didn’t come with one for some reason.