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The Creature From The Black Lagoon Super Size Action Figure

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The Creature From The Black Lagoon Super Size Action Figure
Super size me! What- Not french fries and a Coke, but I’ll take those too. I’m talkin’ a super sized monster for your toy collection. The Creature From The Black Lagoon Super Size Action Figure. Dude stands 22 inches tall. This is one purchase I won’t feel Gill-ty about. I’m gonna take him in the bath tub with me too. What? Dude needs moisture constantly. Ain’t nothing wrong with a little man and Creature action in the rub-a-dub-tub!

It beats that cheap knock-off version my mom got me called Preacher From The Black Lagoon. You can only pull the string and hear a sermon somany times before you have to kill it with fire. He did have a kick ass preacher outfit dripping with seaweed though.
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Hellraiser III Pinhead Action Figure

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Hellraiser III Pinhead Action Figure
This Hellraiser III Pinhead Action Figure is based on Hellraiser III, which is triple the hell and twice the hades. Same amount of pins in the head. He stands 6-Inches tall and has 8 points of articulation. That means you can pose him in all kinds of neat poses. He comes with two sets of arms and two interchangeable sets of hands. He also comes with his infamous puzzle cube and the unholy instruments of torture. Which I’m not sure they got right, cuz according to my wife, the unholy instrument of torture is my voice. But what do I know?

Demogorgon Stranger Things Action Figure

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Demogorgon Stranger Things Action Figure
Whoa! My inner nerd just got wood. Or it would have if my inner nerd didn’t already have erectile dysfunction. This is a custom Demogorgon Stranger Things Action Figure based on the Netflix Stranger Things series. Man, this figure cranks things up to eleven. See what I did there?

I would buy it, but it would just eat all of my other action figures. Pretty damn cool though. HEY! LEGO MY EGGO Eleven. Netflix and chill the f**k out! I love those waffles.

Thanks Jennifer.

Pose Skeleton Man – The Ultimate Action Figure

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Pose Skeleton Man
No bones about it, Pose Skeleton Man is the ultimate in skeletal action figures. He’s the original Skeletor. The original Jack Skellington. The best thing about this action figure however, is the fact that you can buy a lot of accessories for him. Like the office set, furniture for him, musical instruments, a pet skeleton dog, even a toilet set. Sweeeet! This may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I love posing skeletons on toilets and role-playing them taking a dump.

Seriously, they have a ton of accessories.More than you can shake a tibia at. Best bony action figure ever.
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Worst Action Figure Ever? John Carpenter’s The Fog

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Worst Action Figure Ever John Carpenter’s The Fog
SWEET! This John Carpenter’s The Fog action figure is gonna be the coolest in my collection. It’s highly articulated, fully lifelike and extremely detailed. That’s movie accurate right there son! The Fog is rolling in baby! You think your action figure is cool. Well fog you! This one is better. Just don’t open it or it will be lost forever!