Serial Killer art is so…what’s the word I’m looking for? “It puts the lotion on!” These Framed Human Prosthetic Eyes will follow you around the room. Maybe even undress you with their eyes. Then gawk some more. Ewwwww! There are four pairs of eyes, all sizing you up. I don’t know what’s more disturbing the fact that this is a set of four eyes in a frame, or the fact that they all share the same skin. They should really all be looking at each other and forming an escape plan. Not that eyes can escape. If they could, my eyes would have bugged out when I first saw this thing.
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Garbage Pail Saints Trading Cards
Garbage Pail Saints. They’re holier than Garbage pail Kids and all religious-y. Garbage Pail Saints! The Pope probably collects them and puts them in sleeves in his palace while a servant is trimming his holiness’ toenails with his teeth and swallowing every one. The Catholic church is whack yo. You can get a whole pack of these cards. I’m gonna collect the hell out of these. And by the way people, stop tossing your kids and saints in the garbage. I mean, it makes for fun cards and all, but seriously.
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Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares
Saggy Town sells these freakish and demented artworks that show characters like Batman and Superman all messed up and grotesque. *Singing in a robot voice* Won’t you take me too…Saggy Town? Won’t you take me to Saggy Town? do do do do do – do do do do do! Hell, if you wanna go to saggy town you better try over the river and through the woods, to my grandmother’s house you go. That’s Saggy Town. Trust me, it’s like two lemons hanging at her belt. Her home is also Funky Town due to the old people smell.
Anyway, click through for Batman and Supes inhabiting the same body and being generally fugly.
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Anatomical Illustrations Of Japanese Monsters
You think the US has a monster problem with stuff like Bigfoot, Mothman, The Jersey Devil and the rest of the assorted monstrosities? What we have is child’s play compared to Japan.
That’s why in 1960, manga artist Shigeru Mizuki illustrated anatomical versions of over 80 monstrous members of the yōkai—a group of monsters who inhabit the countryside of Japan. Cuz if you know their insides, you know how to deal sweet death to them and save your village. Pretty smart.
Below are a few examples. You can check out more here.
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Creature From The Black Lagoon Lager
I don’t always drink Creature From The Black Lagoon Lager, but when I do, I put a bottle in each gill. Then I lean back with my arms out and let that sweet joy-juice paint my insides. Sadly there’s no actual alcohol in this bottle, but it will look good on your shelf. It’s awesome cuz the creature looks drunk. Like totally sauced. “Hiccup. Yeaz, so I’m the preacher of da black login. Just div us another drink. Hiccup. Just one more. For da rose, I mean road. I mean pond. Lagoon. Whatever. C,mon, I get dry on land.”