Time for some ladies of horror. And I’m not just talking about a meeting with my ex wives. That’s scheduled for lunch. I’m talking about this cool Ladies of Horror Art Print Set. Hmmmm. You know, they kinda all look like my ex wives. Except that these art prints are not yelling at me and screaming. This pleases me. I may just hang these on the wall and pretend I’m still married to them all like a nutty horror-mormon. They are so much easier to live with now. I think we’ll all be very happy.
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Toad Horror Art Doll is Both Toady and Grody
Hey toady. You grody. To the max! This Toad Horror Art Doll is what happens when you think you’re a princess kissing a frog, but really you’re kissing a nasty toad. Hate when that happens. Look at that face honey child! I done toad you it was fugly. That tadpole turned a tad ugly. At least she’s all dressed up to meet a nice young man. Even though she never will. You can’t win if you don’t play.
Speaking of which, these scratch off tickets really suck. I’m almost at the end of this brick of 500 and I’m still broker than an ugly toad girl. I’m playing! I should win! WTF universe! WTF!? I don’t want to be writing this blog forever and looking at Princess Toadstool over here! She looks like toad stool alright!
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Kill It With Fire – Mechanical Walking Skull
My nightmares now walk on little legs. Awesome. I guess I should be happy that it’s jaws aren’t biting as it skitters around looking for prey. This walking skull was created by Japanese sculptor Y Nakajima, who has proven that he is basically insane. Why you gonna release this thing into the world? Why are you even thinking about these things? You are making people cry. And by people, I mean me. You could have at least given it a funny little hat or something.
Keep going for the disturbing video.
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Taxidermy Mice and Bats Torture Chamber Display
Mice and bats are mortal enemies. Everyone knows this. Their crazy-ass feud is illustrated nicely in this Taxidermy Mice and Bats Torture Chamber Display. Check out that brown mouse, holding a bloody sword pointed at the white mouse who is trapped in a hanging cage! He’s all like, “You better talk and talk soon, cuz I came to eat cheese and kick ass. And I’m all outta cheese.”
Pretty crazy. When will this war end?
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Creature from the Black Lagoon and Frankenstein’s Monster Magnets
Those are some ugly monsters. Which is exactly how I like my monsters. Ferocious and fugly. These Creature from the Black Lagoon and Frankenstein’s Monster Magnets will roar at you every time you open the fridge. I’m just assuming that’s where you’re gonna put them. Although I shouldn’t assume because that makes an ASS out of U and ME. I’m used to it, but I’m sorry I made an ass of you. Let’s kiss and make up. Smootches. Sorry I used tongue.
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