Holy f**king space invaders! This Preemie alien doll is ready to be adopted by you, should you desire a life of backdoor probing everytime you piss off this kid. Then there’s the whole waking up to find a cattle mutilation scene in your living room. Now you gotta pay for the neighbors cow and clean up all of the blood that little Dexter got all over the carpet. AND dispose of 1/3 of the cow body. You don’t want to know what he did with the rest.
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Tattoo This Guy’s Butt
Ebay seller hvandyk1 is going through some tough times. His family is currently homeless and they need $7500 to secure an apartment. So he did what anyone would do. He turned to Ebay and offered up his buns for money, thereby setting off our creep detector. If they need money, that’s cool,(Hopefully that isn’t a lie) but just be aware that you have entered the creep zone with your offer.
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Guy In Underwear Becomes One With Deer Spirit Painting
This auction may have ended, but it will live forever in the creepbay vaults. No one wanted this sweet painting for $75? This painting tells the story of a snowy winter afternoon and a masked and be-horned man wearing nothing but his fruit of the looms, while channeling the spirit of a Jedi deer that is appearing to train him in the ways of…not the force. The farce maybe. Could be the farts for all I know.
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Angler Fish Tooth Fairy, Breaking Teeth and Stealing Dreams
This “Tooth Fairy” from Etsy seller VodouBambola isn’t fooling anyone. Much like the Angler Fish, who uses a fleshy growth on it’s head to lure victims into it’s gaping jaws of death, this “Tooth Fairy” does much the same thing.
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Underwear Quilt Is Like An Empty 12-Pack Of Men
Some items are creepy because they look so fugly to the eye. Others because the seller is creepy. And some, like this Underwear Quilt are just plain WTF! Now you and 11 of your friends can all hop into your individual man-sack compartments and sleep together like recently separated parts of a human centipede.
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