This creepy-ass scorpion shoe would be perfect for a one-legged witch who lives in the desert. It has wheels in back to urge you forward faster and when it goes too fast that stinger slams down and is all like “Slow down biatch, cause I just poisoned your sorry skank ass. By the way, your feet is stinky as an old cheese slice in a welfare fridge.” Because that’s how Scorpions talk.
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Sasquatch Sighting: Bigfoot Drops A Deuce
This Etsy listing is titled “Bigfoot breaks into some Dude’s Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet 11×14 fine art print”. That he does. The old Sasquatch is leaving a Cleveland steamer in some guy’s toilet.
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Why Not?: Deer Rear Sculpted Into A Face
Some days an artist wakes up and says “I’m going to create the best sculpture ever today.” Other days you say, “I’m going to paint a masterpiece of abstract modernist industrial blah blah.” Then there are the days when you wake up and say, “Hey Cleetus, I’m gonna make me a face in a deer’s ass!” We’ve all been there.
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Raggedy Ann Smokes Up Next To Sleeping Child
In this art print, Raggedy Ann takes a moment to light up and enjoy a smoke late at night. Why not? She’s had a tough day. She has been tossed around, made to attend demented tea parties with stuffed animals and in general victimized by that little girl.
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Moose Turd Bird
Moose turd bird,
of him have you heard?
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