Top your wine with a raven. This Raven Skull Winestopper turns your alcohol juice into a bird. A drunk bird, with no skin or feathers on its head. Which is just the way that I like my alcohol. I’m not drunk! *Grabs bottle and bangs the raven beak against my desk like a judge.* We’ll re-adjourn in 15 after I wet my beak some more.
Tag: barware
Raise a Macabre Toast – Human Skull Goblet
Bring me the heads of my enemies and I’ll make a Human Skull Goblet out of each of them. Then we shall raise a toast with their skulls! Plus, we’ll have some wine. Wine goes well with toast right? Definitely not waffles, but toast should pair well with a good wine. I wonder if ghosts get a headache when you click their skulls together. I guess I’ll find out.
Get Kraken – Kraken Whiskey Tumbler
There be a Kraken in me tumbler. If you think a worm in your tequila is cool, this Kraken Whiskey Tumbler puts a Kraken on in your drink. The kraken is deeply carved into the thick glass bottom giving a perfect 3D effect from above and the sides. Better get Kraken and drink up. Whiskey just tastes better with a sea monster inside. I’m gonna fill my entire bar with these glasses.
Hand Carved Stone Alien Coasters
You know what these Hand Carved Stone Alien Coasters mean? It means that these aliens got stoned! What? Nothin’? Tough room. I’ll try to come up with a new slate of jokes. Anyway, these coasters are pretty cool. They’ll protect your surfaces from stains and spills, while reminding you to clench up those butt cheeks. Gotta get those muscles tight. Just in case, ya know? If they can’t get the probes in, the humans win. Simple as that. If it don’t fit, they must acquit and put ya back in bed.
Macabre Tumbler Glass Set
Have a cool glass of macabre with this Macabre Tumbler Glass Set. Reminds me of that one song. Macabre on the rocks. Ain’t no surprise. Just pour me a drink and I’ll tell ya some lies… This set includes four 11oz. glasses that include moth, scarab beetle, skull and anatomical heart designs. These are gonna look good in my bar. Right next to the drunk who keeps running up a tab. The drunk is me. The drunk is I. The drunk is sleepy. Now leave me alone so I can pass out so hard that I don’t know whether I’m passing out or passing in. But I can tell ya, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.