Antique Outhouse For $200

Antique OuthouseFor those who prefer a good poop outdoors, you can buy this antique outhouse for just $200. It was probably built in the 1930s or 1940s. It’s the house that sh*t built. Also the house that someone had to clean the sh*t out of. It basically looks like it is falling apart and has received it’s last set of buttcheeks on that wood throne.

The old Duke boys probably took many a duke in that thing. Till Boss Hog came to visit one day and caused a mini earthquake that tilted the crap shack and left it venting Cleveland steam for 3 weeks straight.

Hey, it has two holes. Team pooping/peeing FTW! Click through for more shots.
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Toilet Paper Necklace

toilet paper necklaceThis Toilet Paper Necklace from Etsy is pretty cool. Even though it looks like it would only give a really tiny person like 3 wipes. 1 if you’ve been hitting the Taco Bell a lot.

I would wear it to remind me to buy TP. I’m always forgetting. Just ask my once proud Scientific American magazine collection about that! I’m getting really tired of wiping my ass with inventor’s diagrams and pictures of the latest stealth aircraft. Yeah, my trash teaches dumpster divers to get a f***ing job and stop being a cheap-ass.
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Squeezy listening: Rest Room Radio

restroom radioPinch a loaf to the sounds of Meatloaf. Sit there crampin’ with Peter Frampton. Fill the bowl to Billy Joel. This is all possible thanks to the Rest Room radio. Just sit back and enjoy the tunes.

Only $20 from Etsy seller YouJustMightNeedThis.
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Taxidermy Duckling Taking A Dump: Has A Serious Case Of Diorama

duck dumpIt’s ducky dump time for this little bird making turds. He’s clearly been there for a while. He hasn’t even opened that roll of toilet paper and he has all kinds of reading material and a mug. Not enough roughage. This $50 display even has an articulated head and feet.

I can relate. Finally put some IKEA bookshelves in the bathroom today. Also, a hot plate and a laptop stand. Looks like I’m gonna be here for awhile.
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