What the f**k am I looking at? At first I thought it was an adult version of another Grumpy Old Men movie. Turns out it is just some naked hedgehogs. Just another day surfing ebay, finding more stuff that I can’t un-see. Their junk is all sacky and flabby and I’m not even sure if they have their wieners tucked between their legs or not. They appear to be in just as much terror as we are over their existence. More shots below.
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Weird Friday The 13th Taxidermy Diorama Starring Chicken Voorhees
Hey Friday the 13th fans. There is a new reboot of the franchise. This one stars a dead baby chick as Jason Voorhees. You can buy it on eBay. This diorama is appropriately called Camp Crystal Lake. He looks like he just made a fresh kill. $120 bucks and it is yours.
Tat’s Creepy: Tattooed Mannequin Biker Chick
So this guy basically bought a mannequin and inked her all up because he wanted a Daughter of Anarchy to play with and sell on eBay. Her name is Linda.
Linda oh Linda,
Have you seen Linda?
Linda the tattooed lady.
She looks like a tramp
when she spends her foodstamps.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
She’s pumped full of ink,
but she’ll give you a wink.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
She’s tattooed and pierced,
and she looks rather fierce.
Linda the tattooed lady.
She was inked by a wanker,
Just look at that anchor.
Oh Linda the tattooed lady.
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Bedpan Guitar: Keep On Rockin’ In The Pee World
This $149. Bedpan Guitar is perfect for aging musicians and hospital acts. You can go from the stage right into your hospital bed and take care of business. Then slosh it around and play some more.
Below are some more images and a video of this thing in action. Now all you need to complete the ultimate senior band is a drum half full of s**t and some cymbals.
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Kangaroo Scrotum Keychain
This nifty Kangaroo Scrotum Keychain sold for $33 the other day. If a rabbit’s foot gives you luck, I wonder what a Kangaroo scrotum will deliver. More to the point, why are we mutilating things to increase our own luck? Oh well, who am I to complain? If this guy wants Kangaroo balls in his pocket, swinging around next to his junk, who am I to judge? Maybe he’s hoping to become the next pocket pool champion and he’s cuing up these Kangaroo nads for the game of a lifetime. Dream big my friend. You can accomplish anything if you set your mind(and the family jewels)to it.