Uh… Is this what Amazon’s Alexa is? I had no idea. Do not want! Mike McGurrin created this virtual assistant that is now a virtual nightmare. It made me throw up in my mouth a little and I now need a change of pants. Want to know what the weather is like? Just ask this dead/undead skull. The worst part is not the voice. It’s how it moves while speaking. It needs to be killed with fire immediately.
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Pee Wee Herman Winking Eye Shoulder Bag
Looks like Pee Wee Herman is endorsing fashion accessories now. Like this Winking Shoulder Bag. Hey, I think your bag has something in it’s eye. It keeps winking at me.
If Big Brother or the Illuminati had spying fashion accessories, this is basically what it would look like. It would be all like, “Yeah I just saw you tear up that parking ticket.” And then a bunch of drones would come and carry you off to prison. Is that the life you want Pee Wee?
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Nintendo Game Boy: Darth Vader, TMNT And Back To The Future Editions
Etsy seller Theworldisagameboy takes their user name seriously, turning Nintendo Game Boys into all kinds of cool toys. These are fully functional Game Boys that have been pumped up on steroids, like this Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle that looks like he will bite your head off and spit down your neck if you beat his Tetris high score. Come at me bro! I will totally crush your high score as you are beating at my knuckles with your little turtle fists. This guy is $263.57.
Click through to see more images, including a Darth Vader Game Boy and a Back To The Future Game Boy. Great Scott!
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Barstool Racer: Drinking And Driving Optional
This sweet barstool racer starts at $99.99. Too bad it will end without a bid. Because you know, it’s tough to sit on a barstool and drink, while driving at the same time. Plus, where ya gonna go besides your own back yard? Where the neighbors will watch your crazy antics. Especially if you install a wood side table, so you can have some peanuts or pretzels. It’s the full bar experience on the move.
I’m going to the bar. *vroom vroom* Dig me out of the neighbor’s bush in like 2 hours. I don’t care how that sounds.
Speak & Math Becomes Crazy Freakenspeak Dragon: Talks In Alien Voices
Speak & Math. I may never have mastered it, but I get by just fine. Aside from the occasional cashier taking advantage of me and the occasional $40 dollar pizza. Like they say, they aren’t trying to rip me off. It’s just inflation. Anywho, This sweet Speak & Math has been turned into a “Freakenspreak Dragon”. Only something this badass could finally teach me some math skills.
Etsy seller ARTSTRUMENTS has mutated this Speak & Math and turned it into a crazy dragon that plays freaky sounds and alien voices. Click through for a crazy impressive list of the features.
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