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Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed

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Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed

Does your cat appreciate Gothic style? I know mine does. I have 3. My Goth gang. Word up yo! They will love this. Is this product crazy or awesome. I’m not sure, but I’m ordering one right now. This Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed is a stylish and dark resting place for your pet. It has a coffin shaped platform and even has a hanging spider they can play with and batt around. Spooky! I love it. You know your cat deserves one.

Just ask the Haunted Cat Tarot Deck if you don’t believe me. I get all of my answers by communing with the cat spirits. Yeah boi! I’m getting a Gothic Cat Tree & Coffin Bed! well my cats are. It is purrrfect! The cat’s meow. The bees knees. You kitties are getting a Gothic gift, so be nice to me for once. No more jumping on me in the middle of the night. My scratches still haven’t healed. I’ll have to get you some kind of cemetery motif to display near this thing too. You can put all of your dead mice there, which would make a nice change from the bed or in my shoes. You cats are weird.

Bat Collar Necklace

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Bat Collar Necklace

Holy bat apparel Batman! This Bat Collar Necklace is stylishly batty. Creepy and cordial. Now that is fashionably Gothic. This is going to make some lucky gal look extra sexy. Bonus: It protects your neck from vampires at the same time. Is it a little batty? Sure, but in a great way. Not gonna lie, I’m a little turned on. Ladies, if you are rocking this Bat Collar Necklace, I’m drooling.

Between this and the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, how do you even decide? You gals have options. Never fear, I’ll keep finding amazing jewelry for you my dears. All I ask is that you wear it and let me take in your amazing beauty.

Articulated Alien Chestburster

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Articulated Alien Chestburster

My chest hurts just looking at this thing. But it is kind of cute in that color. This Articulated Alien Chestburster comes in an assortment of colors in fact. You can keep him in your house, just don’t let him anywhere near your chest. It is about 24 inches of sheer terror wrapped in cute packaging. I might put this in the neighbors yard just because they piss me off. This Articulated Alien Chestburster is more like a heart burster when it surprises you in the middle of the night.

I got the Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament, I might as well get this guy too.

3D Alien Heads

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3D Alien Heads

If you are looking for some framed art for your walls, you can’t do better than these out there 3D Alien Heads. You’ve heard the reports of them walking through walls before they abduct some innocent guy as they are just minding their own business doing the old five knuckle shuffle in bed. Well, this is what they look like as they come through your wall. Pretty scary stuff. Not only do you get caught yanking and cranking, but now you are abducted too. They have no shame.

I need some damn Alien Beer if I’m gonna go through another long drawn out abduction. Why do you keep picking me? You brought the lube this time right? Thank God for small miracles.

Crows & Roses Flowerpots

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Crows & Roses Flowerpots

Whether you need a flowerpot for indoor or outdoor plants, these Crows & Roses Flowerpots are an awesome choice. It depicts a crow sitting on a skull surrounded by red roses. This is something for gardeners to crow about. I wish you could growing Croses, which would be a black rose that looks like crow feathers. Sadly that doesn’t exist. But everything is going to look good in these Crows & Roses Flowerpots.

I’m going to use this near my Moth Man Plant Pot cuz he needs some company.