Awwww. Look at the cute little cryptids. Aren’t they adorable? These Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers come in Mothman, Jersey Devil, and Mongolian Death Worm varieties. Where do you stick them? I’ll tell ya where you can stick ’em. You can stick right in your… car. Or on your laptop. Wherever you want.
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Krampus Tiki Tribal BOLO Neck Tie – Nice Tongue
Is it too early for Krampus? Yeah, it might be the wrong time of the year, but I don’t care. I’d wear this Krampus Tiki Tribal BOLO Neck Tie anytime. That’s a terrifying tiki face right there. Nice tongue dude. I’m gonna wear this next Christmas. That reminds me, the doctor always makes my tongue sad though. You know why? He uses a tongue depressor. Hahhahahahaha.
Headstone Wedding Cake Topper – I do?
Yeah, that about sums up marriage. This Headstone Wedding Cake Topper is a sinister reminder of what you are getting into. Funny story: I used to think that headstone meant something different, which is why I would go to cemeteries and wait all night for nothing to happen. Again, kind of like marriage. Anyway, enjoy your cake and endure your marriage.
Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints
MedievalOccultCraft sells all kinds of cool Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints. You got yer three-headed monsters, werewolves, basilisks, swamp trolls, harpy demons and more. There are more beasts here than you can shake a spiked stick at. Hang some on your walls today and beast it up in this biatch! They’re mystical, mythical and magical. Pretty scary too. I wouldn’t want to run into these freaks anywhere. Except on my walls, that’s all good.
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Chainmail Octopus Mask
Looking for an aluminum Chainmail Octopus Mask? We have one for you. Now you can be elegant and mysterious and yet be terrifying at the same time. I’m gonna be just walking around town wearing this thing, looking like a medieval Cthulhu. A swagger in my step. That’s right, I’m badass. You can’t buy this, but you can buy a book that teaches you how to make it. Consider it bought biatches!
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