Tea time just is about to get all batty up in here. This Green and Gold Bat Tea Set is at home on the Addams Family table, the Munsters, or your own. One lump or two? Two, please. Is this creamer or guano? You probably shouldn’t have actual bats on a chandelier above the table. Na na na na na… Batttttt teaaaaaaa!
Tag: bizarre
Insane Clown Fetus In Search Of Juggalos
Look at thisclown fetus. He’s saying, “What am I some kind of joker? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh?” Uhhh. Not really. I kinda want to cry and hide in the corner while calling for my mom. Sucking my thumb is optional, but Imma do it anyway. Is that your umbilical cord or… I don’t want to know. Damn son! Are you with the Insane Clown Posse or did you just come outta an insane clown p*ssy? I think I know the answer.
Raise a Macabre Toast – Human Skull Goblet
Bring me the heads of my enemies and I’ll make a Human Skull Goblet out of each of them. Then we shall raise a toast with their skulls! Plus, we’ll have some wine. Wine goes well with toast right? Definitely not waffles, but toast should pair well with a good wine. I wonder if ghosts get a headache when you click their skulls together. I guess I’ll find out.
Escalator Eats Turkish Man
Our worst fears have come true. The machines are “awakening” and coming to life. Picking us off one by one just like in Stephen King’s Maximum Overdrive. Check out this security camera footage from a train station in Turkey that shows one of my worst nightmares. An escalator suddenly opens up and swallows a guy. (On the right. At 0:20) Damn. I guess that escalator got itself a little Turkish Delight for a snack. A large gap, or as I like to call it, a “machine mouth” opens up between the steps and just takes this guy down.
It took an hour to save him and he lived cuz machines suck at chewing their food. I’m taking the stairs from now on.
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Kill It With Fire – Baby Vampire Demon Doll
Anddddd that’s enough internet for today. This nightmare inducing Baby Vampire Demon Doll video has everyone freaking out, jumping out of tall buildings, screaming and clutching their hair, and setting their laptops and smartphones on fire in the hopes that it will kill this monstrosity. I torched my laptop too. That’s why I have to share this from a public computer in the library. Since I’ve been here, I already saw one neck-beard crying and rocking back and forth when he pulled this gem up.
This nightmarish toy sits propped atop a grave with a baby bottle filled with red blood, sitting next to it. Also, the eyes follow the camera everywhere as a terrifying soundtrack plays. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go steal neckbeard’s wallet while he’s stunned.
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