Oh yeah. Minty Poop happens to me all of the time. Sometimes from Wintergreen lifesavers, Peppermint Patties, Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies. Minty poop is so refreshing. It’s like a minty effervescent ice cube coming out your butt. It’s the only poop that freshens the bathroom for you. And the colors. So pretty. Like minty poopy soft serve with faces.
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Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mugs
Are you my poop buddy? I’ll be yours if you’ll be mine. Pinky promise? Gross! Your finger has dukey on it. Anyway, these Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mugs are perfect for you and your poop buddy. Friends. The buddy system. That’s what it’s all about. It’s all about friends helping friends poop. I think. Maybe it’s about two friends slamming their poop filled hands together to activate super powers. No idea. Maybe it’s about one guy being the lookout, while the other guy drops a Cleveland steamer by the side of the highway. If so, I’m a good friend.
The Highway patrol will never get you for doing the doggy squat while I’m on guard. They’ll get you for indecent exposure and kidnapping instead cuz I don’t know you and I’m just glad to be free and all over the local news. It was quite an ordeal. *tears*. He wanted me to drink from his Poop Buddies Forever Coffee Mug. *sobs* Wrap that rescue blanket around me. Which camera should I look into? That one? *Crying* I just want to go home now. It was horrible.
Bodysuit Covered In Fake Human Teeth
Well, I can’t unsee that! This bodysuit covered in fake human teeth is just nasty. Teething much? Do you take it to the dry cleaners or do you have to brush it with toothpaste and floss it yourself by hand? Is this the true form of the tooth fairy? If so, he’s out a lot of money, but improving his suit with every visit. This suit is a walking nightmare. I kinda want to throw a piece of meat at it and watch it get devoured.
Looks like it was made for a scene in the show Channel Zero. Remind me to never watch that channel. These people are messed up in the head.
via Geekologie
Wreck The Halls – Moose Poop Christmas Ornaments
These Moose Poop Christmas Ornaments are not just moose turds that you fling at your tree. They are highly polished pieces of poop attached to various brass and other backgrounds. I was always told that you can’t polish a turd, but I guess Etsy seller sharkman123 has found a way. I especially like the one that is a butterfly carrying a big shiny steamer as if it’s going from one butt to another, pollinating poop. You don’t see that everyday. More like Butt-erfly. Am I right? Except this kind evolves from a scat-erpiller. And that’s the straight poop!
Merry s**ts-mas everyone.
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Hand Embroidered Centipedes
This is an original hand embroidery of centipedes crawling around some Cheetos dust. Perfect for framing and putting on your wall. I had this on my tablet sitting on the floor, so at first I thought this was a napkin that I dropped after accidentally eating a bunch of centipedes. So now my tablet has been smashed violently by my foot and is covered in vomit since I induced my anti-centipede vomiting protocol. You win some, you lose some. You puke some. You puke a lot actually. How the hell am I gonna explain this to the guys at Best Buy, when I tell ’em it came like that? Last week it was a puke covered VR helmet!