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White Walker Jesus – Game Of Thorns?

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White Walker Jesus - Game Of Thorns
Sing it with me Billy Idol. “It’s a… nice day for a… White Walker.” Remember that time in Game of Thorns(Get it?) when that dude killed that white walker and three days later it resurrected. That’s how you get Easter in Westeros people. This White Walker Jesus will let you relive all of the excitement. Choose your house: Stark, Baratheon, Lannister or Christ!

House Christ rules! I hope I’m scoring some good points to get into heaven here. You da man Jesus! Sorry about all that stuff I did and continue to do, but it’s cool cuz you forgive everything, so I just keep doing that stuff and that’s why we’re tight! Can I get a high five and an amen? Still ignoring me huh? That’s cool. We tight. We tight.

Baby Cthulhu Toy Art Dolls

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Baby Cthulhu Toy Art Dolls
Well, looks like Cthulhu spawned some more little terrors. Dude needs to keep his tentacles in his pants. These Baby Cthulhu Toy Art Dolls look cute and cuddly, but they will probably suck your face off and use your nose as a pacifier while the rest of your skin just dangles. While you’re running around screaming without a face. Nasty, I know. It’s how they roll. They should be named pestilence and death. Get ’em away from me! Okay, they’re cute, but totally not worth the loss of my face.

Alien Matador Art – U.F. Ole!

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Alien Matador Art - U.F. Ole!
It doesn’t get any classier than having some Alien Matador Art on your wall. Dude is an alien bullfighter. But instead of holding a red cloth and taunting the bull to charge, this dude just pulls up in his UFO and beams the bull aboard, gives him a thorough probing up his flank steak, maybe a colon cleanse after if he’s feeling nice, then drops him back down. Not very sporting, but he still likes to dress the part.

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Teeth Pendant Necklace

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Teeth Pendant Necklace
This Teeth pendant necklace is a bunch of teeth and pink gums in necklace form. Why? Because the tooth fairy gets bored. And is also touched in the head. It will look real nice with a Christmas sweater and will probably chew any and all crumbs that you drop. Make sure you brush ’em day and night.

Skeleton Mask With Broken Ribs Eyeholes

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Skeleton Mask With Broken Ribs Eyeholes
What the hell? So you are really wearing someone’s skeleton as a mask? It’s got the pelvis, spine, even some broken ribs for eyeholes. Now that is a badass Skeleton Mask. Please tell me you didn’t go all alien predator and rip some midget’s bones out of his Oompa Loompa body and just wear it to some Eyes Wide Shut kind of Illuminati orgy party? You didn’t right? Nevermind, I don’t want to know. But I hope you won best costume.

Anyway, I’m outta here, so bone-swa or whatever the French say.
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