This Skull and Rose Lace Choker is a terrifying accessory for a terrifying, but beautiful woman. I’m just assuming. It has a fine black rose lace base with a huge black skull that has red glass crystal eyes, wearing a crown of chains. It’s what everyone is Transylvania is wearing this season. Again, I’m just assuming. You can say to people, “Hey, my skull is up here.” That will be fun.
Tag: black
Black Bat Gemstone Pendant
This Black Bat Gemstone Pendant looks pretty awesome. Give it as a gift to someone you are batty about. It is so classy and so batty that I’m squealing like a bat. Really I am, you just can’t hear me. You also can’t smell that fresh load of guano I just unleashed cuz I was so excited and couldn’t contain my bat-bowels. No worries, I promise to re-enact the whole thing when this blog goes VR and smell-o-vision, which will probably be about 2025. Wooo-hooo! I have at least that long to go without deodorant before anyone notices. Hey, why do all the house plants keep dying? Just one of life’s mysteries I guess.
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Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree
This Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree is *Ru Paul voice* FABULOUS! All I know is Santa better hike that dress up real high and stack the presents tall.
Christmas morning…
*Reaches under the tree to get my presents. Skeleton slaps me for lifting up her dress!* Just trying to get my presents. Damn. That hurts!
Gothic Black Bat Wings Backpack
I’m gonna store all of my Red Bull in this Gothic Black Bat Wings Backpack. You know why? Cuz Red Bull gives you wings! Well, sure diabetes too, but wings aint bad. Gonna strap this thing on and run real fast so those wings flap in the breeze while I squeak like a bat, even if that is just my asthma. It’s gonna be so cool. I’m a bat out of hell baby! Then I’ll jump off the roof and either fly or be a puddle of Red Bull on the sidewalk.
Black Ouija Board Throw Blanket
This Black Ouija Board Throw Blanket will keep you warm and probably leave a portal open so spirits can enter our world while you sleep. Probably. I have no idea. I just know that if I slept under this thing my OCD would kick in. I’d need a planchette on top so I could hover it over “goodbye” before I went to sleep and then I wouldn’t be able to get up in the morning until I hovered the planchette over “yes”. Then if I was with a woman I would ask her if we were having sex, so I’d have to hover over “no”.