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Alien Xenomorph Facehugger Bunny Sculpture

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Alien Xenomorph Facehugger Bunny Sculpture
Sure, humans have to watch out for facehuggers, but bunnies have to be extra careful. Aliens just love hugging a bunny face. It was recently reported that we lose 4 out of 10 bunnies to face hugging. It’s a real problem as shown in this Alien Xenomorph Facehugger Bunny Sculpture.

Peter Cottontail can become Peter no-face in just an instant, so it’s important that we get the word out about this alien on bunny violence through figurines like this. We may even save some bunny faces. If I can save just one bunny face by sharing this, it will have all been worth it. Cuz bunnies rule! Aliens drool!

We have to protect their little whiskers people!

Pinhead Bunny

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Pinhead Bunny
Holy Jeebus! Pinhead Bunny scares the hell out of me more than raising it. Get it? Hellraiser? Is it Hellraiser or Hellrazor? Nah, that’s just the devil’s Gillette. Anyway, this ain’t no funny bunny? You might call him Hare-raiser! Get it? Man, I crack myself up. Those eyes. That face. That’s gonna be in my nightmares tonight, stoked by the warm fire that is the quart of gin I drank to forget I ever saw this thing. Dude broght his own knives and everything.

I have a plan though. When this thing shows up in my dreams to gnaw at my bones with it’s buck teeth, I’m gonna trick him and Freddy Krueger into killing each other. Then I will finally be at peace. Can’t a guy sleep for one night without freaky freaks invading his dreams?

Evil Bunny Backpack

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Evil Bunny Backpack
This Evil Bunny Backpack is freaking me out. There’s a rabbid rabbit on my back. A horrible hare! And he’s wearing punk clothing. You’ve heard of the Easter Bunny right? Well, this guy is a feaster bunny. He’s gonna feast on your soul. Get it off my back! Get it off! Is it gone? Thank God. You watch my back, I’ll watch yours. Did you see that thing? The least it could do is wipe some of the crud off it’s mouth. Guy looks like he had an all you can eat buffet at Three Mile Island!

Bunny Butts In A Flower Pot

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Bunny Butts In A Flower Pot
Give the gift of Bunny Butts In A Flower Pot this Valentine’s Day or Easter. Because there’s nothing quite like being mooned by nature’s carrot eaters. Reminds me of that time I fell in and got stuck in the garbage can cuz the wife threw out a Reeses cup. On one hand, it was like being in a dark mine shaft upside down. On the up side, the wife had also thrown out a box of twinkies so… I had provisions.

Thank God for the fire department who used a dremmel to cut the garbage can in half. But not before using my exposed plumbers crack as a tool tray. “YO, that screwdriver is cold!” The other half of the garbage can was stuck to my gut for like a week until I lost weight. Kids called me “Fatty the Scottish Knight”. You know, cuz of my metal kilt and all. Kids can be so cruel.

Rabbit Hoodie, For Hopping Down The Bunny Trail

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Rabbit Hoodie
Eh, What’s up doc? I knew I shoulda made that left at Albuquerque. Ain’t I a stinker? No, really I am a stinker. It’s July and like 100 effing degrees as I blog in a pair of ratty old socks and more-than-off-white underwear. And seeing this Rabbit Hoodie makes it feel even hotter.

On a somewhat, but not really related note, I taught I taw a puddy tat! Ib-a ib-a That’s all folks!

P.S. What a maroon!