These Horror Themed PS4 Controllers are perfect for playing scary horror games in the dark. You can choose from 2 Jason Voorhees versions and one that has Leatherface, chucky and Jason. These are custom handmade controllers. Button mashers? Nah man, I play button slashers! Man, I wish I was rocking a PS4. I’m still playing Atari. I’m keeping it old school. Like really really old school. Like my school is torn down due to asbestos old school and all the kids need to be tested and all the parents are suing.
Read more “Horror Themed PS4 Controllers”
Tag: chucky
Team Hell All-Star Horror Team Print
What team are you rooting for? *Shrugs* I dunno. Team hell? This fun print features all of your favorite horror psychos and villains like they are a Soccer team or something. Team Hell. If they win, that’s where you’re going. It features Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Pinhead, Scream, Chucky, Jigsaw and Leatherface.
Read more “Team Hell All-Star Horror Team Print”
Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant
Hey Chucky! How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I have no idea. Frankly I don’t give a chuck. Check out this Chucky Necklace Relief Pendant. What a relief! Heh! Seriously this thing is creeping me out. If you ladies wear this near your chest ain’t no man grabbing at your jublees! Chucky is on guard. Protecting your boobies with a knife! For the record, I wouldn’t do that. It’s just rude. I would have to be a real boob to try something like that.
Chucky looks so realistic he’s scaring me. Is that real hair? That’s real hair isn’t it? Damn Chucky, nice haircut my brother.
Horror Movie Coffin Clocks
These Horror Movie Coffin Clocks feature some of our favorite horror movie icons. What time is it? Apparently, time to die. My hat is off to the seller. Making clocks this this isn’t exactly Child’s Play. It can be a real Nightmare on Elm Street, but once they are finished you can look at them and see The Shining. And now I am all out of word play for these clocks. Damn my NyQuil-addled mind.
Read more “Horror Movie Coffin Clocks”
Horror Themed Hair Bows
MJistheBOMB makes all sorts of hair bows, but the weirdest are these Horror Themed Hair Bows. You have Freddy Krueger, which I really wish was a bow tie, Chucky, Bride of Chucky and Frankenstein. So put some horror in your hair. They are perfect for Halloween or just every day.
I would suggest wearing them with a beehive hairdo with white streaks, like the Bride of Frankenstein. Just my own un-professional opinion. I like my hos with bows. Did I just say that? Not really. It was the meds. They do all the bad things. They also find all of this cool stuff for you, so you can’t be too hard on them. I’ll have a quiet word and put them to bed. Talk later.
Read more “Horror Themed Hair Bows”