These Gentlemen’s Club Face Coasters attach to your nose and let you change your face. It beats plastic surgery! These are perfect for when you need an instant disguise.
These coasters are double sided so this set of 20 will let you choose between 40 different images. No one is going to recognize the lower half of your face. You can be an old man, choose from several mustaches, meth teeth and more. Pretty sweet!
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Zombies want brains. They will kill you dead to get yours. But the real monsters are your friends who leave rings on your table or spill their drink. Now you can stop one monster by using another. This Twisted Zombies With Brains Coaster Set will help.
These disgusting zombies are all twisted around some brains and just waiting to protect your surfaces from drinks. Who is the real zombie? The ones who walk around with their flesh rotting or the loser who ruins your table and doesn’t even notice?
You have to protect your furniture from drinks. Otherwise your wife will slap you silly, grab you by the neck and shove your face in it. That’s what happens around here anyway. So use a coaster. A manly coaster that will show her who the boss is. Like meat!
So after that little “incident” I got some meat from the fridge and slapped it down onto the coffee table. Then slammed my drink into that delicious slab of beef. See? I’m using a coaster! I am the man of this house!
It was a good plan. Until she made me eat it, all raw and bloody. My nerdy muscles could not overcome her. This package of meat coasters might be a better alternative.
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