So in Sacramento this woman delivery driver got out of her van and dropped a large deuce along with the package. I hear she used to be a delivery driver in Cleveland, where she was known as “The old Cleveland Steamer”. Now they call her the “Sacramento Squat”.

The woman who witnessed this says it was an Amazon Prime sized mess that a supervisor had to come out and dispose of.

He was in shock when he saw the size of ‘it’. He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him (it smelled really bad). Guess the garbage can will smell like s__t for the next few days. I also had to hose down the gutter/sidewalk area after he left.
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