These Terrifying Alien Skulls Are All Teeth

Terrifying Alien Skulls
Damn son, you got some teeth. Probably cuz you chow down on all those people you abduct. Or maybe cuz you like to rip into a nice juicy brontosaurus leg while you’re piloting your spaceship, eating them all up until they get extinct. Celebrate ferocious carnivorous aliens with these cool but terrifying Alien Skulls. Put ’em on your desk.

Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines

Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines
This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.

Icup Horror Pint Glasses

Icup Horror Pint Glasses
Enjoy a pint full of terror thanks to these Icup Horror Pint Glasses. They have a Freddy Krueger slash glass, Texas Chainsaw Splatter glass, Leatherface closeup, Friday the 13th. Drink up today, for we may all be horrible slashed tomorrow, but at least we will definitely be hungover AF.
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California TV Broadcasts Interrupted By Alien Invasion Messages

California TV Broadcasts Interrupted By Alien Invasion Messages
So a few mornings ago people in the Orange County area of California had their government mind programming and their TV programming interrupted by some emergency alert messages warning of an alien invasion and that the apocalypse was coming. Tell us something we don’t know.

One video of the broadcast was uploaded to YouTube and it has a terrified voice telling us:

“The space program made contact with… They are not what they claim to be. They have infiltrated a lot of, uh, a lot of aspects of military establishment, particularly Area 51. The disasters that are coming—the military—I’m sorry the government knows about them…”

The audio was taken from an old Coast to Coast AM radio show. I say that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Wake up people and get woke so that you are awakened and awokened and aware!

via Gizmodo

Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board – Call Him Now

Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? MOTHMAN! This Call the Mothman Ouija Spirit Board is like a phone that can call Mothman at any time. Call anytime you want, any time of day. He will pick up. Whether you just want to trade recipes, talk gossip about your friends at work, or share beauty tips. Mothman is there baby! Your spirit communication BFF.

Hey Moth.
Hey girl!
How you doin’ boo?
I aight!