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In Mother Russia The Toilets Come To You

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In Russia The Toilets Come To You
This is a video of russian portable toilets, so hungry for poo and pee that they are chasing people in central Moscow. Serious end-times stuff. I’m pretty sure that Nostradamus predicted this. These fast-moving blue port-a-potties can be seen sliding across Red Square, ironically not leaving skid marks anywhere. Not sure if these toilets actually scooped anyone up to forcibly evacuate their bowels or not, but they were in a real Russia. Ha ha. That counts as toilet humor right?

I hope they each had this on board.
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Lowbrow Art Turn Disney Characters Into Nightmare Fuel

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Lowbrow Paintings Turn Disney Characters Into Nightmare Fuel
Disney characters are supposed to be lovable and fun, so naturally someone has perverted them into hellish, yet comical nightmare fuel, because the internet. That someone is French artist Gilen Bousquet who created this lowbrow art series titled Disney’s Bastards. yeah, this is totally what Disney looks like under the surface if you are really paying attention. Like the kids say, get woke yo! Whereas my generation was all like, “Get coke yo!”
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Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets

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Set of 4 Skeleton and Bones Wine Goblets
I said pour some wine in one of these Bones Wine Goblets, so’s I can down it in my own skull bartender, or so help me I will jump over this bar and lay the smack down. Sorry. You’re a Diva when I don’t drink. Here have a Snickers- *Jumps the bar and slaps the bartender senseless. Drinks.* That’s better. *Looks down at the unconscious bartender with the smushed snickers in his mouth* You have a snickers. *Tosses tip on him and leaves.*

No actual bartenders were hurt during this blog post. I just hate that commercial. Check out these Zombie Goblets too.
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Cool and Cute Day of the Dead Corkscrew

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Day of the Dead Corkscrew
Check out this Day of the Dead Corkscrew, looking like it’s about to do a cranekick, with it’s arms all out. A corkscrew like this makes it worthwhile getting drunk alone, while you color in your adult coloring book. I usually pass out with crayons in hand, and wine glass tipped over so everything is colored red. That’s my method. Seriously, that is one sexy corkscrew. He’s adorable! Hey, anyone that opens wine for me without drinking some is awesome.
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Creepy and Just Wrong Political Swimsuits

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Creepy Political Swimsuits
Remember that Sexy Chest Swimsuit? Ewwww la la! Well, check out these Creepy Political Swimsuits from Beloved shirts. They got Trump for your bumps, Famous alleged muderess and liar Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Vlad the Impaler. I mean Putin. You are gonna look so sexy sporting these at the beach. Why get one when you can get them all and go to the beach as that weird group who does that sort of thing. Look what Trump’s chin does to your lady bits!

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via Incredible Things