Here’s another product that signals the fact that we are all doomed. Hairy Leg Printed Leggings. They are like the Nasty Chest Swimsuit we featured awhile back. Don’t ask me, I have no idea. You ever have one of those days where you shave all day and wonder why you never get smoother? Only to realize that you still have your hairy leggings on?
Tag: creepy
Grab Your Crayolas – Cryptozoology Coloring Book
Prepare your crayolas and your peepers for a Big foot sighting! The Cryptozoology Coloring Book is all about coloring those crazy creepy cryptids! Want a pink Sasquatch? Wait, that sounds dirty! My point is, you can make Bigfoot any color you want. The Loch Ness Monster too. It features 22 legendary animals from around the world. Color me stoked! This activity book is for kids or adults. I know what I’m doing this Saturday night! I call it crying and coloring, then crying some more. I’m looking forward to it. *sad tears*.
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Cool Skull Apron For The Kitchen Cook
Don’t mess up your clothes when scaring up a good meal for the family. Wear this Cool Skull Apron and protect them. Plus if you get spaghetti sauce all over this, it will just look even more awesome and gruesome. Betty Crocker? More like Boney Crocker. It’s kinda sexy actually. Grue la la! Also Bone appetite. I know I spelled that wrong. That’s the joke. Stop second guessing me! I’m a professional. Try these for your kitchen too. Know what I’m sayin’?
Weird Buttface Taxidermy Heads – ButtSquatch
Brokencog makes sasquatch heads out of animal butts and other assorted parts. More like Butt-Foot or Ass-Squatch. These are fugly Dr. Seuss looking characters that I’m pretty sure exist in the “Tripping acid realm”, cuz I’ve seen em there. I think I bought a used car from one in the “tripping balls realm” once, which turned out to be a tricycle, only I didn’t find out until I made like 3 payments. The point is, don’t trust these guys. Or this guy.
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Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets
Now your fridge can be full of horrors, aside from that 3 month old cheesecake that now has a pretty green mold beard. This Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets will spruce up your fridge or other metal surface. The seller has a bunch of other sets that are pretty cool too, so make sure you check them out. Now every time you get a midnight snack, you can have a midnight scare.
Pretty cool. Pretty creepy. Scares me so much,now I have to pee pee. Cuz that’s how mature I am. Deal with it. These Hammer Horror Magnets are also cool.