This Creepy Gothic Crow Doll is caw caw cool. I’m gonna name it Alistair Crow-ly cuz he/she looks like an evil magician type.Then I’m gonna take more black and white pictures of him/her. Do you know that the bird is the word? Bird bird bird, bird is the word!
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Creepy Kitchen Towel Set
Man, this is a dark Creepy Kitchen Towel Set. I don’t own any towels cuz I mostly use my shirt for a towel, but if I owned these, I would wait until a guest used them and say stuff like, “Leave and never darken my towels again.” Or “So you throw in the towel eh? I win again! Best of three?” Towels are fun. They’re towel-toly awesome! Don’t towel anyone I said so.
You get a heart, a skull and a raven. Wait that’s a crow. I think I just ate crow.
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Crow Claw Necklace
This Crow Claw Necklace is cast from the real thing and ready to claw it’s way into your heart. Do you see those talons? I’m calling it the Freddy Kreuger bird from now on. I say you guys get this necklace and I’ll get one, then we meet at my place and play that crane game. We’ll all stand over a bunch of stuffed animals and prizes, then bend down and see if we can grab the stuff with our claw necklaces. Deal? I didn’t rig the game! Stuffs just slippery!
Crow Skull Hair Tie
This Crow Skull Hair Tie is really something to crow about. I only know about this because a little birdie told me. Psst. It was the birdie in my hair. He can’t keep his beak out of my business. You know what they say, a bird in the hair is worth 2 in your bush. Although, why you would put birds down there I have no idea. Hey, it’s your bush, let it thrive with beautiful birdies.
Crow Black Magic Journal
You want something to crow about? I’ll give you something to crow about! How about this awesome must have Crow Black Magic Journal. You can write all your black magic spells on the pages inside. Or draw funny cartoons. Or write down your ten favorite Spam recipes. Whatever you want. Spam recipes? Now that’s horrifying. It comes with an optional black feather pen. My now bald pet bird will be happy about that. He gives me feathers for pens. I lose them.
It’s so lovely and scary. I just want to touch it.