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Coming of Age Lamb Taxidermy

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Lamb Taxidermy
Sweet Jesus, Mary and Lambchop! It’s like someone gave a serial killer a bedazzler! This Lamb Taxidermy… It’s like- It’s like- I got nothin’. It’s just-

This one of a kind mixed media work is meditation on mortality, the fragility of life, and seeming frivolity of youth. After friend told me about this naturally deceased lamb on her farm, I was inspired by the gentleness of this sweet creature to create this memorialization. Adorned with shimmering pearls, iridescent Swarovski crystals, and vintage gold chain, she hangs by a pink polka dotted pink silk ribbon, floating above a featherweight lantern of handmade paper flowers, tulle, and pearly tentacles. Her unique hanging form was custom made by me (using a technique called carcass casting) and the glue used for the lantern was handmade using the byproducts of processing the skin. A truly special piece!

Yeah, what they said. Those eyes…*Shivers*
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Buffalo Hoof Taxidermy Lamps

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Buffalo Hoof Taxidermy Lamps
Buffalo Hoof Taxidermy Lamps. Pretty much what it sounds like. Two hairy legs all up in your bidness. I know what you’re thinking. Why do I need this when I already have a wife? Good question. Here’s a better one? Why won’t your wife shave her legs?

Buffalo girls won’t you come out tonight? Come out tonight. Come out tonight. Buffalo girls won’t you come out tonight? Probably won’t cuz your legs are nasty!

Rattlesnake iPhone 6 Case

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rattlesnake i phone 6 case
Sweeeet! Check out this Rattlesnake iPhone 6 Case. You can set your ringtone to a snake hiss and look all awesome when you pull your phone out with a Rattlesnake head attached. Even if it will bite you with every call.

Too bad I can’t use it. I just upgraded to an iPhone 3. Of course I also recently upgraded to a computer smaller than a refrigerator. It is SO nice to be able to see pictures on the internet. I had no idea that Facebook really was full of faces. That thing has faces everywhere. I’m in the process of moving over from Myspace. Ah hell. BRB The ice delivery guy is here. Now I can buy groceries! WOOT!

Elven Warrior Lamb Taxidermy

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Elven Warrior Lamb Taxidermy
You aren’t a man until you have ridden an Elven Warrior Lamb into bahhhhh-ttle and lived to tell the tale. They are fierce beasts with unicorn horns and a woolly resolve.

It’s really weird too, because “on the lamb” means on the run, so when your battle commanders shouts “on the lamb, now you idiots” people just run. That’s probably why our LARPing guild only needs one of these guys.
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The LAMBAG Lamb Purse Is Not For The Sheepish

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lamb bag
The LAMBAG is not for the sheepish. This lamb purse is perfect for people on the lamb. I’m gonna call him Lambert and take him with me when I go shopping. “You can’t bring that in here!” The hell I can’t. You have your purse and I have mine. Next you’ll be asking me to remove my high heels and take off my makeup. It’s a GD police state!

“No sir. It’s not the dead animal on your hip, but all of the lamb and sheep puns we object too.”

Stares stunned. “Bah!” Walks out.
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