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Haunted “Walking” Possessed Doll Named Amy

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Haunted Walking Possessed Doll Named Amy
Check out this old 50s style doll on ebay. The seller thinks it’s haunted and that it’s a 3 foot tall demon baby:

Since I’ve had this doll in my house, I’ve felt very uncomfortable.

Are you sure that’s not gas. Cuz gas can do that. I have a terrible pain in my side right now that I know was caused by Taco Bell.

I bought this because I thought it was creepy…but I had no idea. The first night it was in my home I had a terrible dream of it walking with a stilt towards my room, and since then I’ve been experiencing extreme dread when I go anywhere near it.

Wait what? Walking with a stilt? Just one? So it was hopping on a stilt making a super loud racket? Are you sure it wasn’t a pogo stick? As for the extreme dread, you might want to consult your hairdresser. I don’t have dreads, but I hear they can be a pain. Maybe you just had too much cough syrup? It happens.

I’ve also heard screams coming from the room she’s in, and have had odd things happening around my home (objects will be moved, fire alarms going off, etc.). I feel that this doll is haunted, but I don’t have anywhere near enough experience to be able to tell anything about it. The only information I have is that I haven’t been able to get the name “Amy” out of my head, so I feel it could be related. Ultimately, I want this out of my home.

This happens to me too. It’s called “being drunk”. I’m kind of a pro athlete at it. The drink will wear off soon enough. Amy is probably the name of your drunk spirit animal. Mine’s name is Clarence. They should totally get together.
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Poltergeist Clown Prop Replica

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Poltergeist Clown Prop Replica
Remember that movie Poltergeist? I don’t. I was too drunk, which is the adult equivalent of hiding under the blankets. Something scares me and I go for the bottle. Oh s**t, a spider! *glug, glug, glug.* That’s better. So, this is a prop of the clown prop replica from the Poltergeist movie. It’s pretty scary. *Drinks.* A Poltergeist is a violent ghost. You don’t want any of that. If you kill it, it evolves into a Zeitgeist. I think. Been awhile since I brushed up on supernatural stuff.

All I know is, I saw a completely different movie than you did since I brought my alcohol security blanket. Let’s see if I can remember. Oh, for the first hour I thought it was called Polter-Heist and I kept wondering when someone was gonna get robbed. Turns out, it was me, when I paid for the ticket.
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Cute And Crazy Cthulhu Plush Monster

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Cute And Crazy Cthulhu Plush Monster
Meet the softer side of Cthulhu with this cute Cthulhu Plush Monster. Which is like 100 times better than a Cthulhu Lush Monster. That’s what they call me after too many drinks. This little guy is mean, green and can’t be unseen. I say little, I mean 22″ long. Which is how I wish that girl I picked up the other night had ended her sentence, but nope, she just said it was little and giggled. And left. No, I’m alright. Really I am. It’s not the size of your Cthulhu, but what you do with it right? I shouldn’t show girls my stuffed animals anyway.

So back to this massive and manly raging ancient one. It puts my little one to shame. Anyone would be happy to have a cuddly monster this huge. He’s pretty cute. If I had one like this, that girl would have stayed the night. They say size doesn’t matter when it comes to the monster you’re packing, but we all know it does. I guess some of us have the right monster and some of us don’t. *Sigh.*
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Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring

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Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring
TheScaryCloset lives up to their name by storing murderous dolls in their closet. Like Slappy The Dummy From Goosebumps and Annabelle from the Conjuring. These life sized replicas are pure nightmare fuel. Never want to sleep again? Buy these freaky freak faces. Yeah, these things are conjuring goosebumps all over my skin.

Click through for a shot of Anabelle too. It’s stuff like this that reminds me there’s a hell. You gotta act right or this is your afterlife. Having lunch with Lucifer and his demon dolls for all eternity. I’m changing my ways. At the very least, no more using swiffer pads and putting them back in the box, so I can get my money back. I’m turning over a new leaf.
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Jason Voorhees Plush Chi Chi Chi Ha Ha Ha

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Jason Voorhees Plush Chi Chi Chi Ha Ha Ha
Cuddle up with this Jason Voorhees plush if you want, but don’t take your eyes off of him. He’s kind of adorable. For a serial killer. Those people deserved it anyway. If only he could kill bad actors in OTHER movies! Hopefully he won’t go crazy on Friday the 13th and kill everyone you love.

Maybe you can watch the movies together and get him to give you some commentary. Hey, I don’t care what you two do. I don’t judge. Unlike some people who judge others by going around and slashing them to death. If you do buy this, get him a little plush therapist for God’s sake.