This auction may have ended, but it will live forever in the creepbay vaults. No one wanted this sweet painting for $75? This painting tells the story of a snowy winter afternoon and a masked and be-horned man wearing nothing but his fruit of the looms, while channeling the spirit of a Jedi deer that is appearing to train him in the ways of…not the force. The farce maybe. Could be the farts for all I know.
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Herpes Necklace: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
When you love her enough to buy jewelry, give her something that lasts forever. Like herpes. Otherwise known as the herp, the big itch, the slow burn, love warts, crotch craters and a hunk a hunk of burning love. So what do you get her if you have already given her the real thing? This herpes necklace from ebay seller stealmy_screenname is the next best thing.
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Underwear Quilt Is Like An Empty 12-Pack Of Men
Some items are creepy because they look so fugly to the eye. Others because the seller is creepy. And some, like this Underwear Quilt are just plain WTF! Now you and 11 of your friends can all hop into your individual man-sack compartments and sleep together like recently separated parts of a human centipede.
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Dexter Morgan Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Driving This Creepy Serial Killer Van
In the world of creeper vans, this one is pretty much on the low end and would only be appealing to a very budget impaired, stupid serial killer. It doesn’t take a police detective to figure out that someone rolling around town in this set of rusty old creep wheels would be put up way high on the criminal suspects list and would be pulled over every time a cop saw them cross their path. Read more “Dexter Morgan Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead Driving This Creepy Serial Killer Van”
Deer Butt Electric Pencil Sharpener: You Want Me To Stick What In What Now?
I’m sorry I missed this amazing Deer Butt Pencil Sharpener from Ebay seller ratracer496. It ended just the other day. Fingers crossed that he relists this one. You just know there is some super anger guy out there who needs an outlet for his frustration. When you get angry, what better cure then to stand quickly, all red faced and fuming, walk over to your Deer butt pencil sharpener and ram it in good! Take that Bambi! And thanks for the super fine point.
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