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Mummified Demon Fetus

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Mummified Demon Fetus

You know how it is around here. Another day, another fetus. This one is a Mummified Demon Fetus. Truly a special breed. If you watch the seller’s video of them turning this thing around, I’m pretty sure I saw some testes as well as his little butt crack. He comes in a wooden keepsake box so you can proudly display your fetus. He’s a cute little pocket demon I guess.

A Mummified Demon Fetus. And I thought we hit the jackpot with the Unicorn Fetus. Shows what I know. So many fetuses so little womb. I mean time. So little time.

Bat Collar Necklace

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Bat Collar Necklace

Holy bat apparel Batman! This Bat Collar Necklace is stylishly batty. Creepy and cordial. Now that is fashionably Gothic. This is going to make some lucky gal look extra sexy. Bonus: It protects your neck from vampires at the same time. Is it a little batty? Sure, but in a great way. Not gonna lie, I’m a little turned on. Ladies, if you are rocking this Bat Collar Necklace, I’m drooling.

Between this and the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker, how do you even decide? You gals have options. Never fear, I’ll keep finding amazing jewelry for you my dears. All I ask is that you wear it and let me take in your amazing beauty.

Articulated Alien Chestburster

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Articulated Alien Chestburster

My chest hurts just looking at this thing. But it is kind of cute in that color. This Articulated Alien Chestburster comes in an assortment of colors in fact. You can keep him in your house, just don’t let him anywhere near your chest. It is about 24 inches of sheer terror wrapped in cute packaging. I might put this in the neighbors yard just because they piss me off. This Articulated Alien Chestburster is more like a heart burster when it surprises you in the middle of the night.

I got the Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament, I might as well get this guy too.

3D Alien Heads

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3D Alien Heads

If you are looking for some framed art for your walls, you can’t do better than these out there 3D Alien Heads. You’ve heard the reports of them walking through walls before they abduct some innocent guy as they are just minding their own business doing the old five knuckle shuffle in bed. Well, this is what they look like as they come through your wall. Pretty scary stuff. Not only do you get caught yanking and cranking, but now you are abducted too. They have no shame.

I need some damn Alien Beer if I’m gonna go through another long drawn out abduction. Why do you keep picking me? You brought the lube this time right? Thank God for small miracles.

Blood Vial Pendant Kit

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Blood Vial Pendant Kit

So this Blood Vial Pendant Kit is bloody cool and bloody stylish. As the seller says, Blood has been used for magical purposes for hundreds of years and has been know to represent life force in its most basic nature. Apparently I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been trying to use my band aids for magical purposes. It just ain’t working. You get one complete kit to craft one blood vial pendant necklace. You can use your own blood, or a lover, or some Kool-Aid if you want. That’s also what the seller said. But I added the Kool-Aid part. I’m not judging.

Personally, I’d combine this with the Bloody Pearl Necklace Choker.