I have no idea what furries get up to, but if I were ever gonna join their fur-filled games, I would totally rock this Furry Terminator Wolf-Thing Mask. First it comes from the furry future to kill you. Then in the sequel it’s all like, “Come with me if you want to fur”. Well, I don’t want to, but what the shizz. I’m in. Is rubbing up against other furry things required cuz that just seems weird to me. Also I chafe easily. It is? Cool I guess. Is this all a prank? I can’t see how grinding a polar bear is helping to defeat Skynet.
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Get Lynched – Eraserhead Baby Victor Keychain
Hold your keys the weird way. This Eraserhead Baby Victor Keychain is based on David Lynch’s Eraserhead. He’s pretty adorable huh? His head will not erase pencil marks just so we’re clear. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to see a lady in a radiator.
Behold The Power Of The Cthulhu Tiki Mug
This Cthulhu Tiki Mug is pretty awesome. It is based on the works of H.P. Lovecraftbeer. This porcelain mug will let you drink all night long like the elder God himself, getting your mouth-tentacles all frothy and foamy. This is a must for any Cthulhu fan. It’s also a must for anyone who wants to get their drink on, like me.
Glow In The Dark Skeleton Hands Tank Top
Wow. Check out this Glow In The Dark Skeleton Hands Tank Top. That skeleton really has his hands full huh? With boobs. And so the magical power of boobs makes his bony hands glow. Isn’t nature beautiful? I wanna say that a skeleton snuck up behind her and said BOO! But he probably said BOOBS instead. Ladies, you owe it to yourselves to highlight your assets with this awesome tank top.
Classy Cryptids – Mythical Creature Necklaces
Buy one of these Mythical Creature Necklaces and give it to Bigfoot. That way a mythical creature will be wearing a mythical creature necklace. I just think that’s cool. This shop has Bigfoot, The Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster. We all know they are real though. I’ve had my own sightings. I’m not trying to convince you. Just stop being distracted. While you argue about politics on Facebook, there’s a Sasquatch squatting in your yard. Trust your instincts. That steaming pile ain’t from no dog.
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