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Sexy and Educational Anatomy Tights

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Sexy and Educational Anatomy Tights
Damn girl! Your anatomy is looking tight in those anatomy tights! Sorry if I’m staring. I’m just trying to learn about the body. Mind if I rub my hand all over these images? I’m a very textile learner. What? Oh I meant tactile. Wait, did you smack me cuz I don’t know english or because I was being a perv? Doesn’t really matter at this point. What have I learned from this situation? Well, if I deciphered your tights correctly, I learned that you have a nice hippocampus and I’d really like to enroll there. No? I stand by my interpretation.

Your legs have given me much food for thought and now I’m off to other adventures.

Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits

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Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits
Check these out. What nice Victorian portraits. So quaint and sweet and- What the sh*t! They’re zombies! These Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits go from mild mannered to undead in an instant. You get 4 portraits of this creepy Victorian Addams Family: lady, gentleman, child and grandparents. They all change into rotted corpses, skulls or evil creatures. The family that slays together stays together I guess.
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Well Presented But Unlucky Leprechaun Hands

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Unlucky Leprechaun Hands
You try to steal my gold and I’ll cut yer damn hands off ya little bearded hoarder! I’m guessing that was the warning this Leprechaun was given shortly before his hands left his body. This little guy is never gonna touch a coin coin ever again. Is it just me or does the right hand look bigger? That must have been his luck leprechaun masturbation hand. That’s another thing he’s never gonna do again. And for that I actually feel sad for him. Those are some very unlucky leprechaun hands.

Awesome Gothic 3D Vampire Bat Mug

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Awesome Vampire Bat Mug
You know you are a serious vampire when you drink from this Vampire Bat Mug. You slam this thing on the table and everyone knows it. Especially the guy whose fingers you just broke. Look at those wings wrapping around the mug under that crescent moon. Good for both goth and cold beverages. Haha. Goth and cold. I’m such a joker. Bartender, give me another and fill it to the top of the wings!

Doppelgangers – Twin Peaks The Return Dolls

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Twin Peaks The Return Dolls
Etsy seller SliceOfModPie makes these cool Twin Peaks The Return dolls, plus others not shown here. They are selling quick, so hurry and get yours. She has Naido, Dale Cooper, Gordon Cole, Candy, Lucy, the Woodsmen, demonic Sarah Palmer and more. All this talk of Twin Peaks makes me want some pie and coffee so if you will excuse me, I’ll be off to the RR Diner. Also check out this cool Twin Peaks journal.
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