Wear this Cryptids Shirt and give everyone a sighting of some of the most famous cryptids ever. Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman, Loch Ness Monster, a Thunder Bird, Mothman, Chupacabra and many many more. This shirt makes cryptozoology classy! Look at that dude. He’s all like, yeah I’m rocking this shizz! They also have cryptid leggings, skirts, swimsuits and more here.
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Weird Foot Creature With Dripping Mucus Action
Um…. WTF! This Weird Foot Creature With Dripping Mucus Action is messed up. It’s has a foot body, with snot dripping from two holes, there’s a head on the other side with more toys coming out from under the chin and the thing has feet of it’s own. Either this is a thing that actually exists or I just started randomly tripping balls. Both of those things are possible. Either way, I just want it to end.
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Nightmare Fuel – Terrifying Tarantula Girl Doll
Oh hell no! No matter how cute you try to look, you are still a Tarantula Girl Doll. I’m trying to say, in the nicest way possible, that your face makes me scream. Check out the second pic of her on a date with Mr. Tarantula if you want an extra creepy-crawly feeling. This makes me so glad that tarantulas are not in humanoid girl form. It’s actually more for display. In a house of horrors!
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Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket
Damn that sh*t is stylish! It works the runway and folks runaway! This Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket ate up that woman’s entire torso. I bet it won’t stop until it eats up those dolphin-toe shorts. She looks like she’s in a police lineup next other normally dressed perps and hearing some dude say, “Yeah, that’s the furry motha f**ker right there!” Monster torso is all the rage this year. And every year obviously.
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Gothic Damask Skull Coasters
Set your drinks on something classy like these Gothic Damask Skull Coasters. They will go perfectly with your creepy chic decor. You get a set of 4 coasters filled with skulls. Cuz nobody likes stains on their tables and counters. I never leave a stain though. You know why? I do not stain cuz I abstain, which is the opposite of stain. That’s means you don’t cast your vote. It’s also a law term for courtrooms. Oh yeah? I also plead the fifth every night. You are in court every night? No, in the bar, where I ask for a fifth of Jack Daniels. Case closed!