Etsy seller RavnCotinoCreations sells these cool Ouija Board Skull Planchettes that have a great bird skull design, glass legs and a glass window. Cuz you might as well up your style when communicating with spirits. They don’t like that cheap Parker Brothers crap. The only way this would be cooler if is the bird skull opened it’s beak and spoke what the board was spelling out. Bird, meet board. Board, meet bird. Now do your thing.
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Needle Felted Tardigrades
I’m no scientist, but I have the Internet. That’s how I know that Tardigrades are nature’s microscopic and indestructible killing machines. Killing you with cuteness. What grade do I give this Tardigrade? B+. Would have earned an A+ except that it was tardi. See me after class.
FrivolousForest has 2 needle felted versions of this strange and majestic creature that looks like nature’s vacuum. Are they cute? Sure, but also kinda nightmare fuel. I may be biased though, ever since a gypsy told me that I would die at the hands of a tardigrade 50 years from now. Been waiting and watching for him. I’m ready! I hope it isn’t wearing lace like these guys!
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American Horror Story: Hotel – Room 64 Door Plaque
Oh look, an American Horror Story: Hotel – Room 64 Door Plaque. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing bad ever happens in there, right? I’m just gonna hang this on my door. *Ding-Dong* A visitor already? Hello good sir? Of course you can stay here for a modest fee. I don’t make breakfast or the bed and the place is so dirty that even the roaches stay out. Enjoy your stay.
*Next day* Oh, I was sorry to hear that you were molested by our doll collection, which was possessed by demons at the time, but really controlled by the evil that is Lady Gaga, whose acting is almost as bad as her singing. Sorry you can’t have your money back. Here’s a coupon for next time that just expired.
Shiny Dragon Scale Necklaces
How do you find a dragon scale? I have no idea. Maybe try dragon Walmart and then get the dragon on the thing and listen to him lie about the weight. Seriously though, these Dragon Scale Necklaces are so iridescent and shiny. I would buy it, but I’m dragon my heels. Ha. I made a funny. Hope my jokes aren’t dragon you down. Damn! I did it again. I’m so awesome.
Gothic Mary Shelley Pendant
This Gothic Mary Shelley Pendant celebrates the woman and the legend that gave us Frankenstein. Hmmm. If she created Frankenstein, does that make her Frankenstein’s monster’s monster? Frankenstein’s monster’s mother? I’m confused, but what else is new? She’s an attractive Chick-torian. I would have been all over her and her big fat royalty checks. Hey baby. Read your book today. I really liked it…