These I Want To Believe Alien Earrings have some serious dingle-dangle. And no I ain’t talkin’ about his wing-wang. They have little green men in UFOs. Do you want to believe? Of course you do. So believe. And look good doing so. The truth is out there peeps!
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24 Monster Coloring Book and Activity Book
Check out this 24 Monster Coloring Book. That’s a monster for every hour of the day. I know I’m gonna take the “Color a monster an hour” challenge. Already did my first cuz I just helped the wife put her makeup on. Ha ha ha. I kid. I kid. This cool book features monster masks, mazes, and coloring pages. Second childhood time peeps!
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Plush Potato – Fleece Food
What the spud? So this exists. A Plush Potato. A bunch of plush potatoes. AKA your average American. Hey, I can say that cuz I’m American and all doughy and potato-like. So now you can cuddle with a plush spud. These guys look like fleshy ghosts who would multiply and haunt you forever.
Monster Head Soaps – Scream While You Clean
These Monster Head Soaps come in a bunch of characters. There’s Wolfman, an alien, zombies, mummies, and more. I got a couple of these myself cuz I like to have somebody to talk to in the shower. And if I don’t like what they say? Well, let’s just say I have a very clean butt-crack and no more sass-talk from the Wolfman. You feelin’ what I’m scrub a dub dubbin’?
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Wood Coffin Keychains
These Wood Coffin Keychains are perfect for your car keys. If you drive a hearse. Also perfect for your house keys. If you live in a funeral home. Better “dead” bolt that door once you get inside though. Also perfect for those keys that you have that are no longer useful. In other words, keys that are dead to you. Ha. I could go on all day, but I’m late for therapy. Once I showed up and it was shock therapy. Cuz the therapist was so shocked I got there on time.