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Creepy Murderous Mushroom Doll – Holy Shiitake!

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Creepy Murderous Mushroom Doll - Holy Shiitake!
We’ve seen some creepy dolls, but Holy Shiitake Batman! That is one crazed killer and creepy Murderous Mushroom Doll. Look at him. Did I just assume his gender? Deal with it. I mean if it has a mushroom head… He loves his mini murder spree and rusty-ass knife. That much is clear. The horror! Still, he looks like a fun-gi. Wanna hear a joke? I thought so. Where do they make prison food? In the Mush-Room. Get it? Ha ha ha ha ha. Don’t shank me bro! Anyway, why do toads need a stool? Take this Mushroom Doll home, and he won’t take up mushroom at all. I promise. Probably more truffle than he’s worth though to be honest.

Keep your eye on this little guy. He’s been trippin on his own juices. If you do buy this little guy make sure you set him up in a shroom with a view. You know. He likes his space is all I’m sayin. All I know is that the mushroom kingdom is not at all what the Mario games promised me it would be. It’s more nightmare than colorful platforming fun with my little cartoon buds. Nope. Not at all. Shudders.

Skull Mushrooms

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Skull Mushrooms
Looks like we got a fungus amung us. These Skull Mushrooms look like a couple of fungis to hang out with. Maybe to go bowling with. Pick up a spare spore. See this is why you don’t bury your dead in a mushroom field. This is also why I don’t do hallucinogens.

Naughtypus Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory

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Naughtypus Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory
The Naughtypus isn’t waving at you with all eight hands. Nope. He’s flipping you off. Giving you the bird. This Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory gives zero f@@ks. He’s basicallt the best desk accessory ever. Use it for your jewelry, your office supplies, whatever. He’ll always be there to flip you off. He’s creepbay approved.

You can try to play rock, paper scissors with him, but it’s just gonna turn into a game of “Hey, f**k you buddy”.

Insane Clown Fetus In Search Of Juggalos

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Insane Clown Fetus
Look at thisclown fetus. He’s saying, “What am I some kind of joker? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh?” Uhhh. Not really. I kinda want to cry and hide in the corner while calling for my mom. Sucking my thumb is optional, but Imma do it anyway. Is that your umbilical cord or… I don’t want to know. Damn son! Are you with the Insane Clown Posse or did you just come outta an insane clown p*ssy? I think I know the answer.

Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure

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Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure
Man, I love me some vintage scifi monsters. This Limited Edition Funko Universal Monsters Metaluna Mutant Vinyl Figure is awesome. Check out that veiny oversized brain and those vicious claws. I’m putting this one on my shelf. So scary. So cool. So mutated!