So that happened. Now you know what it looks like when an alien takes a relaxing bath. It looks like this may be the elusive Cheeto species of alien, so I’m surprised he didn’t dissolve in the water. Anyway, now you can own your very own Alien In A Tub Figurine. The water even glows under a black light. I’m glad his Cheeto alien privates are underwater. I don’t need to be seeing an alien Cheeto d**k! Hmmm. Maybe that’s what a bag of Cheetos is: just a big bag of alien d**ks! Let that sink in.
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Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll
Look out for this minislasher. The Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll is the terror of mini Camp Crystal Lake. Jason comes dressed in real cloth clothing and has 9 points of articulation. Also an appropriately sized machete. He’s a psycho of small stature. It plays his iconic signature sound effect so at least you’ll know when he’s coming for you.
Krampus With Child Statue
The Krampus With Child Statue makes for a classically horrifying bit of Christmas decoration. Damn Krampus. Control yourself and get your tongue back in your mouth. You gonna throw that sacked up kid in a lake or drown him with your saliva? Poor kid. Look at him. He’s all dressed up with his good shirt, has a tie on, little guy wanted to look good for Christmas. Then this happens. You know the bottom of that sack is full of poop too, the only question is how much.
Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus
Whoa! This Leather And Needle Felted Fur Krampus is here for the holidays. Ready to steal your kids and your hearts. Wicked kids everywhere better look out.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
Or you’re gonna die
Cuz Krampus is coming to town…
Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure
It’s Jack Skellington! This Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Keyper Figure is a cool statue of Jack and Zero, with a cool twist. Cuz it also holds your keys. This way you will always know where your keys are and you won’t lose them. Is it Halloween? Is it Christmas? I have no friggin idea what this movie is trying to say, but I like the pretty pictures flying by my eyes. This statue is going to look sweet on your mantle. Even I couldn’t lose my keys with this statue nearby.