When you roll into town with a giant pig attached to your tractor, you know you are going to make some serious bank. Don’t forget to stock up on bacon and pork rinds. Greasy spoon? The entire inside of this pig will be greasy as you try to satisfy the hungry lard fueled mob that is America, one town at a time.
The best part is that employees enter through the butt-door. If I owned this, I would make it squeal each time someone entered, so I could go all Deliverance. “Squeal little piggy. Squeal!” Only $165,000.00 from Ebay.
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