What’s with all of the mythical creatures stealing gnomes? First we had Bigfoot kidnapping gnomes and now this Garden Gnome Kidnapped By Gargoyles Statue. What, is there some kind of gnome shortage in their world that we don’t know about? Why do you need gnomes in your world anyway? Hell if I know. Maybe they worship them or something. I just want to say one thing: Gnome more Gnome stealing.
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Minion Steals Piece Of This Guy’s Lawn
Effin Minions! You can’t trust ’em. These yellow bellied (And they really are) giggle boxes are showing up more and more in police reports around the nation. They will lie, cheat and steal until only they walk this earth. I hate them! And you should too. Here’s another pointless Minion crime. One Australian man with a meticulously groomed lawn saw something ‘despicable’ on his security camera. A six-foot-tall minion can be seen digging up a piece of his yard with a shovel and then scampering away. Minions are the scurge of this Earth. Much worse than the Chupacabra.
https://youtu.be/AmTL2KESVAc
UFO Caught on Tape Mug – We Have Evidence
Somebody made a funny. I’ve been waiting for true evidence of a UFO caught on tape. I guess this is it. I hope the Scotch tape company sees this and it inspires them to create a giant roll of tape with some tape just flapping in the air about 10,000 feet up, so it can catch UFOs like fly paper. More likely they will see this and just sue the seller. *sigh* Now I feel bad.
Misfortune Cookies – Black Cookies, Black Humor
Fortune cookies are great and all, but they’re just too damn happy if ya ask me. Misfortune Cookies are a dark twist on the whole fortune cookie game. These cookies don’t predict things like love or wealth. Instead they are nasty, brutally honest and blunt. In other words perfect for me and my Creepbay readers. It’s like cracking open a cookie and having that cookie abuse you. But it’s also a laugh at the same time.
The Stain Is This Year’s Most Horrifying Movie
I don’t talk about a lot of scary movies here guys, but I had to share this one with you. It’s called The Stain and this teaser trailer actually sent shivers down my spine. Most scary movies aren’t scary at all, but this one is and it is a must see. I won’t ruin it for ya by saying anything else. Just watch and see for yourself.
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