This Headshot Zombie Drinking Mug is the perfect addition to your kitchen or bar. Hey Zombie, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to point the gun and fire, not shove the whole damn gun in your head. Go home, you’re drunk… Out of… This mug is built tough as the undead with a stainless steel rim and a willingness to end it all anyway he can.
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Bone Up On Fashion – Skeleton Pattern Mens Tie
Wear this Skeleton Pattern Mens Tie to the office and get everyone in the Halloween spirit. It’s a navy blue tie with lots of little skeletons. So when you hang this tie in your closet, you have skeletons in your closet. I should say MORE skeletons in your closet. Wear them bones son and look good! Get yourself a promotion and be the top skeleton in your crew!
This Hand Skeleton Ring Has Quite A Grip
This Hand Skeleton Ring will make you feel like a little skeleton baby is clutching at your finger. No bones about it, that’s a great ring. I would never tell a fib…ula. I should have gone done a different (osteo)path with that joke. Well, you know I have a tendon-cy to do that. Besides I’m not feeling well. I think I have a femur. I mean fever.
Rice Krispie Brains Treats – Delicious
Brain food! Yay! These Rice Krispie Brains Treats look delicious. Snap, crackle, pop that brain in my mouth. Mmmmmm tasty neurons. If I crave these brains does that make me a zombie. I don’t even care. I just need more. Etsy seller CrazyBrainChocolate sells all kinds of different versions of edible brains. Some have PB and J inside, some rice krispies, chocolate, three musketeers. These people fill brains with everything. I guess that makes them like teachers and this is why I salute teachers. They always provide the best snacks. Over 5 thousand brains sold and counting!
Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket
Check out this Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket. It’s pretty realistically detailed. Except for that fact that human hearts aren’t silver. It has a small compartment that opens which can hold a small message. The heart measures a little over 1.25 inches in height and width and is hung from a silver plated steel chain that is 26 inches long. People are always telling me to have a heart, so I guess I’ll have this one.