A new coloring book? Thanks ma! Wait- You want me to color in guts and bones and stuff. I wanted a Pokemon coloring book. Sorry, was having a flashback. That was just one of the things that scarred me for all time and led to a life of writing about weird and bizarre things all day. You have my mom to thank. This Anatomy Coloring Book is about taking your crayolas to some areolas. Stay inside the spines my friend. Draw… a breath on those lungs. It’s a fun book. I wouldn’t fibula.
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31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs – I’ll Shower Instead
Holy clown sh*t! Now I know why they call them bath bombs. You throw one of these at me in the tub and I’m getting the f**k out! If you’re brave enough, you can get these 31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs and enjoy your bath. More like bloodbath! Adding to the visual terror, the smell complete the horrifying theme. They smell like funnel cakes and cotton candy.
Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines
This skeleton looks mad as hell. Like he’s having trouble dropping his payload. So he decided to check out the internet on an old ass big laptop. Yep, Skeletons On The Toilet Figurines are a thing. I need this for my shelf. It’s a reminder to have more fiber in your diet if nothing else, whether you’re a skeleton or not. I think he needs the Squatty Potty.
Cute Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos
Poop has never looked so delicious. Not that I would know. Just saying these Poop Emoji Chocolate Covered Oreos look yummy. Chewy and gooey and comes out your butt all Ewwww-y! So they go from poop to poop. Hey, have you been eating my cookies? No? Really? Then what’s with that poop eating grin? Ah, so many poop jokes so much constipation.
Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse
This Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse will hold all of your candy on Halloween night.It will also hold your eggs and TP for the night before Halloween. Is that still a thing? We used to call it mischief night. AKA the annual night that police and I would get acquainted. This is a beautiful purse. Now excuse me while I go egg this guys house down the street. I heard he’s giving out fun-sized candy again this year instead of full sized bars. Cheap bastard!