Check out this Friday the 13th Bloody Jason Voorhees Glow-in-the-Dark Mask Action Figure. If Jason had been wearing this mask, he never would have been able to sneak up on all of those horny fornicating teens and slash ’em. The mask is removable so you can see the ugly underneath. It includes 10 points of articulation, bloody mask, ax, and machete. It is based on Friday the 13th Part 3. Not the Friday the 13th that just happened on the calendar.
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Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls
These Carved Quartz Crystal Skulls are cool. They look like they were excavated from an ancient archeological site. Probably a temple. Probably a temple of doom. Do I love them? Of quartz I do. If I were feeling boulder, I’d buy one. And never take it for granite. Rock on you crazy quartz skulls. Serious question: How many quartz in a gallon? How many in a rock skull? I dig that one dude’s mohawk.
Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art
That’s some nice Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art right there. Awesome crypto-art brotha! Makes me happy. I’m writing a song about this.
I like crypto art
Not crypto farts
When Wendigo lets a steamy one go
The forest creatures start moving real slow.
Dude’s butt just smokes
while the rabbits choke
Then he grins real crass
and he wipes his ass
That’s all I got. Need to work on that some more.
Leather Grimoire Crow Spellbook
Here’s something to crow about. This Leather Grimoire Crow Spellbook could also be a notebook. It just depends on what you put inside. You can put spells in it, notes, whatever you want. It’s pretty slick looking. In fact, beautiful. What? Don’t call that bird an old crow. It’s not like it’s collecting crow-cial Security. Geesh.
Anatomy Stickers Set – Brain, Heart Lungs and Flowers
It doesn’t take a big brain to know that this Anatomy Stickers Set is awesome. Need an organ transplant? Slap a sticker on it. Consider that shizz transplanted! Stick these things on your fridge, your laptop, your schoolbooks. Hell, stick ’em up your- I apologize. I’m having a bad day. If only I had a heart. *Sticks a sticker on my chest* That feels better. Having a heart-on feels great. Too bad you guys can’t see my heart-on.