I can see two scenarios happening when you wear this Alien Sleep Mask. One- You wake up screaming thinking that you are being abducted, then get up and look in the mirror after pulling this mask up above your eyes, only to realize that YOU were the alien all along. That’s an M. Night Shamalamadingdong twist right there. Or two – Your wife wakes up next you, looks over at you and starts screaming. Meanwhile, the real aliens run out of the room like WTF.
Tag: gift
Blank Book of Shadows
Man, I love this Blank Book of Shadows. I just got one and I’ve been filling it with shadows all day. I think I have the hang of it now. I just stand between the book and the lamp, make a camera shutter noise and capture my shadows on the page. I think I may have overdone it cuz every time I open this thing now BOOM instant night. Just blocks out all light.
Coffee Skull Mugs
Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.
Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame
This Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame is going to look lovely next to my Puffer Fish lamps. He looks like he wants a hug. Do you want a hug little guy? Aww. I’ll hug ya. NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE! Victorian bats go hard! No worries. Nothing a little plastic surgery won’t fix. And by plastic surgery I mean, Imma cut up my credit card in case I ever wanna buy something like this again.
Cat Skull Beeswax Candle
Set the mood with this Cat Skull Beeswax Candle. I’m not sure what moos that would be. Romantic? Yeah, we can go with that. Nothing says romance like a burning cat skull on your dresser while you and your bump uglies all night. Although something tells me that Mr. Whiskers would not approve, no matter how much-wet food you give him. I know I wouldn’t like it if I walked into a room and saw my head on fire. I would yell SAVAGES and run. Just like I do when they tell me the price at the Walmart checkout. I’m just always surprised. You call THAT rolling back prices?