Krampus and Friends sounds like a cool new sitcom and it should be, but no, I’m talking about a bunch of awesome Christmas decorations that will make your holiday frightful and festive. Entertainment Earth is selling all of these cool Christmas Krampus decorations and I want them all. Every single one of them.
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Universal Monsters Frosted Pint Glass Set
You know what they say, that Universal Monsters have universal drinking problems. I do too. That’s why I’m getting this Universal Monsters Frosted Pint Glass Set. So my inner monster can drink with a movie monster. I hope they’ll both be happy together. This is a cool set that features Wolfman, the Invisible Man, Creature, Mr and Mrs. Frankenstein and Dracula.
Terror Trifecta – Triple Skeleton Chandelier
This Triple Skeleton Chandelier is a triple threat. They want to be your 3 dead amigos while lighting your home. Lighting and frighting is what they do. They have lights in their bony hands and lights coming out of their craniums. They’re pretty damn terrifying if I’m honest. Plus, I just keep thinking that if I buy this, I better hang it high enough because otherwise I’m gonna be hitting my head on those pelvises. This chandelier is perfect for your haunted house and might make a not haunted house haunted.
Cool Day of The Dead Skull Scarf
Day of the Dead? More like day of the diva! Cuz you gonna look so awesome in this Day of The Dead Skull Scarf girl! Do you like it? Of corpse you do. No bones about it, you better call the coroner, cuz that is one killer scarf. Lock it up and charge it with murder. Have a trial. Then watch it plead guilty.
Kraken Tentacle Mug
Grab a tentacle and raise a toast- No, not that toast! You’re dripping butter all over the place! Raise your glass man! To the amazing Kraken Tentacle Mug! What? No. No, I’m not saying there’s a crack in the mug. I’m saying it’s a Kraken mug. Are you drunk already? I’m just saying the is cool, okay? Damn, I’m trying to write a blog post here.
That reminds me, why do they call them tentacles when they don’t have small tents on the end? If you trust the English language Octopi should occupy the center of a camping site and spread their tentacles out so campers have a place to sleep.