Be chilled nevermore! The Edgar Allan Poe The Raven Infinity Scarf will keep you warm around your neck. I call this look the Edgar. You’ll be rocking the Edgar. You’ll be so stylin’ you’ll have to call the fashion Poelice. That’s pronounced po-lease, not poe-lice just so we’re clear. Lice ain’t no joke. Neither are crabs, but that’s another story. So creepy and couture! You might also like the Edgar Allan Poe Wallet.
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Cool Gothic Spider Web Choker Necklace
Holy Black Widow! This Gothic Spider Web Choker Necklace is all creepy and crawly and webby. It takes up your whole damn neck. Them spiders just dug in and now you are infested. I think I just found Spider-Man’s future wife. The spiders are flexible so you can position them how you want. Maybe you want them crawling on your shoulder, maybe you want them marching toward your boobs. It’s up to you. Damn, you gonna look sexy girl. Sexy, sassy and spidery. Reminds me of the Embroidered Spider Web necklace.
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Warm Your Bones – Day of The Dead Skull Scarf
Just because it is the Day of the Dead, that doesn’t mean that you have to be chilled like a corpse. Warm your neck with this cool Day of The Dead Scarf. Dia de los Muertos bitches! You stylin’ in your skull scarf girl. Skulls and roses. That’s the only way to roll. You gonna look so sexy girl! Dia de los fashion! *finger snaps everywhere* I promise not to do that again. I’m really a manly man. *Screams* I’m late for my chorus rehearsal.
Baby Skull Tower Lamp
Hey look, a tower of baby skulls. That is also a lamp. Yes, this Baby Skull Tower Lamp is a tower of terror. Great to read by. As long as it’s a horror novel. And until all of these heads start talking to you. Like, “Hey whatcha reading?” or “Hang on I wasn’t done with that page yet!” It is the only acceptable way to have a tower of baby heads. If you’re into that sort of thing.
Ouija Board Coffee Table and 4 Planchette Coasters
This Ouija Board Coffee Table is cool and all, but every time a spirit has something to say, one of the planchettes knocks my coffee over. Then I ask, “Are you done?” and it hovers over the word NO. Seriously? It seems to be okay with me drinking wine and spirits though. This table comes with 4 planchette coasters so your drinks can be carried around the table like a cat riding a roomba. Every time you try to grab one it slides away cuz it’s trying to spell out Pepsi cuz it disagrees with your soda choice. What the hell man.
Might as well have planchette races with this table and bet on which one delivers the message first. Of course the good thing about a Qija board table is that you can use food too. Drop an onion ring and watch it slide around spelling out words. Drop some spaghetti and watch as the pasta becomes letters. Spooky.