I need another creepy ornament on my tree like I need a hole in my head, but this Mini Skull Ornament looks pretty sweet. Ornaments like this make Christmas look like the day of the dead. Maybe I’ll put a little Santa hat on him or attach him to a reindeer body. This is sure to get me some extra gifts from Santa. Santa loves a creepy Christmas tree. Little known fact.
Tag: halloween
Krampus Talking Doll Is Gift Giving Terror
This Krampus Talking Doll is 7 inches of terror and I’m not being dirty. That’s just how tall he is. He is the anti-Santa and he has come to steal the souls of the naughty boys and girls. Give this doll to someone you love this Christmas and watch their horrified face, because he talks. And when he talks you will feel a shiver up your spine. Don’t believe me? Check out the video below. He says, “I am Krampus! The naughty souls are mine!” Watch the recipient drop the doll and run away when they hear that.
Undead Skeleton Cat Plush – Meowzers!
What’s a good name for an Undead Skeleton Cat Plush? I have no idea. I’m gonna call mine Mr. Bones. I’ll hug him and squeeze him and cuddle all night, then when I fall asleep he will eat my face and turn me into an undead zombie too. Then we’ll start a detective agency called Meow and Pal(Consultants to the living) and solve all kinds of cases, like X-Files stuff. I’ll be the one who always gets the girl, the cat will be the one always eating rotten fish brains. At the end of every episode we’ll high five and freeze as the end credits music starts.
Nightmare Monster Doll Christmas Ornaments
“These Nightmare Monster Doll Christmas Ornaments scared the balls off of me.”
-My Christmas tree 2016
Looking for some nightmare fuel to keep the yule log burning all winter long? You’ve found it. These monstrous mutations from LaFemmePetit will scare the ever lovin’ pine needles off your tree and make the holidays horror-filled.
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Zombie Brains Pendant
Brains! I need brains! Where are brains? Ohhhh look, a Zombie Brains Pendant. That brain looks abby-normal. Probably because of the zombie virus eating away at it, making this brain crave other brains. But isn’t that what the education system is all about? That was just a little joke about our education system. You know what’s not a joke? Fashion and style. This pendant has both. You can practically see that brain bubbling with zombie juices. Mmmmmm zombie juices. Can I get that in a juice box or sippy cup please? To go? Thanks. Can you write my name on the cup like that fancy zombie filled coffee chain, so I feel like a special little zombie snowflake? Awesome. You have yourself a good day too. *Drops a nickel and a lint ball in the tip jar*
This pendant really satisfies my craving for brains. When you wear it, make sure you say, “Hey buddy, my brains are up here.” Cuz that would be funny.