Scare up some fun in your kitchen with these Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels. One has a knife, the other has a machete, but both will dry your dishes nicely. Or your hands. They are 100% cotton and 100% cool. This shop also has Hellraiser and Freddy. They are a great way to creep up your kitchen. You know how I creep up my kitchen? By never cleaning so I have a million cobwebs everywhere. Occasionally I’ll rip one from the corner and use it as creepy cling wrap. True story.
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Leather Skull Wallet For Your Cash And Credit Cartilage
This Leather Skull Wallet is perfect for that 3 bucks, stick of chewing gum and commemorative condom from 1985, that I always carry with me. Scratch that. Finally used the condom last week. Yay me. Some lucky kid is about to have a dad with 3 bucks! You really scored kid. Congratulations. That’s a reincarnation fail right there. If you believe in that sort of thing. Well, there goes my life savings. Now I can’t even get this sweet wallet. If I died right now and came back as my just being conceived kid, I could get my 3 bucks back. Sweet idea! I’m gonna go do some daredevil stuff. Just to be clear, I’m not dressing in a red suit and guarding Hell’s Kitchen. I’m just doing stupid dangerous stuff.
Evil Eye Necklaces – Stop Looking At Me!
You giving me the evil eye? Okay, cool. As long as it’s not the stink eye. Or the pink eye. These Evil Eye Necklaces from Etsy seller SharaJewels are a great accessory. I’m calling this one Iris. So how do you make this kind of eye jewelry? Well, you have to learn and be a good pupil. You have to sit in school and learn and not say anything corny…a. You gotta have 20/20 focus, or if ya don’t you can always hit up lenscrafters, where they laugh at you and fit you with a pair of old timey nerd-glasses, but that may have just been a special treat just for me.
Anyway, I really just want this one to stop looking at me, cuz it’s kinda flirty and kinda dirty. Which makes me feel self conscious. So stop it.
Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man
So… That happened. The Human Centipede Ginger Bread Man wants to be your new favorite holiday decor. Looks like they have a good ginger bread train going there. All aboard! Choo choo! If you’re gonna do the whole human centipede thing, I guess being a ginger bread man is the way to go. That way, all you taste is ginger bread, instead of you know, butt. I love that guy’s face in front. He’s all like, “Holy shizz! I did not see my day going like this!”
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Universal Monsters Bust Banks
Hey man, can I borrow some change? Nah, my monster says no. These Universal Monsters Bust Banks are a great way to save your money. For what? Other creepy and cool stuff of course. I’m saving money in my Wolfman bank so I can afford laser hair removal, cuz I look like a wolfman. I’m saving money in my Creature from the Black Lagoon bank so I can install a fish pond in my backyard and see if I can lure this monster to my house. You can also get Frankenstein, his bride, Metaluna Mutant and more. Monster banks rock!
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