What the shizz? This is the scariest piece of interior frighting I have seen in a long time. Yeah, this Scary Demonic Skull And Frame Light Fixture is perfect for your den. Just as long as you call a priest in right away to exorcise it. You ever see a grown man scream every time the lights come on? You will if I buy this. Which I won’t because I value my sanity. The gold chains are a nice touch. Makes it look like Mr. T’s ghost is breaking through your wall. I pity the fool who ain’t got good lighting.
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Sugar Skull Wood Folding Comb
Whoa. Your hair is going to look cool thanks to this Sugar Skull Wood Folding Comb. Take it out of your pocket, flick it open like a switchblade and comb those locks. You’ll be looking as good as that bearded, well haired skeleton on it’s side.
Comb your hair, comb your beard, hell comb your pubes and make Mr. Winky look all dapper. I don’t judge. This is one stylish comb that will come in handy. I’m gonna comb my beard all day. For snacks. Cuz that’s where I store them. I’m lying, I don’t have a beard. My five o’clock shadow is more like 4 o’clock and still waiting. I just don’t seem to have the necessary man-genes to grow a fuzzy face.
Skull Wrist Cuff – Skulls Everywhere
Damn! That dude’s wrist and hand look badass! He’s got a fist full of rings, all the right tats, a snake bone bracelet and a Skull Wrist Cuff. Doing a pose like he just claimed the power of Grayskull. I feel like I got punched, just looking at the picture. I did get punched! Cuz I just spit out 2 teeth! Damn, I don’t want any trouble man. I need a cuff like that so people take me seriously, cuz this My Little Pony bracelet just ain’t working. But it does go with my cutie mark. Just saying.
Look at them skulls, all large and in charge. They go great with a motorcycle too. Which means I would have to upgrade my big wheel and that just ain’t happening. I do wicked drifts on that thing. Meaning I drift off at the wheel after a six pack and just coast, but it’s cool cuz I’m the only one in danger.
Cool Reindeer Skeleton Cameo Necklace
Awww look at the cute reindeer skeleton just frolicking in the snow. This Reindeer Skeleton Cameo Necklace has nice bones. As you may already know, Zombie Santa uses a bunch of skeleton reindeer to fly to the houses of bad kids who don’t eat their vegetables and get caught playing with their pee-pees. In other words, dude was at my house every year terrorizing me. I never even met the real Santa. Just the creepy anti-Santa. Oh and one year Krampus came to the house and dragged me off in a sack so he could beat me with a stick. Oh yeah, Christmas is just great. Good times! That’s why ever since I turned 12, I just hide in the attic till it’s all over.
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Krampus And Dark Elves Christmas Ornament Set
Celebrate your horror-days, I mean holidays right with this Krampus And Dark Elves Christmas Ornament Set.
Sing with me:
Silent night
Terror night
All is dark
All is fright…
These guys are like a badass band that you invited to Christmas and they started drinking and smashing stuff and before you know it, you are held hostage, tied up under the tree with wrapping paper. When will it end? Please God, when can I wake up?